They found him! BIG FOOT!

[toneekay]

http://www.ktvu.com/news/17174989/detail.html

[Rand0m]

messin w/ sasquatch

[Destroy]

CC, always trailing behind.

[Genuine Rolla]

:rolf:

knew about this yesterday

[Ltrain]

crazy white people

[bizoneoeh]

Shit guys, sorry. I thought it was ok but I guess not.






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http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7149/hairyguykb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[NYGraFFit1]

^^ hes hairy all over but his balls are oh so smooth & shiny

[Mr. Jollypants]

^^ hes hairy all over but his balls are oh so smooth & shiny

Why the fuck were you looking at his balls? :???:


You going to be looking at my balls next? :retard:

[NYGraFFit1]

Why the fuck were you looking at his balls? :???:


You going to be looking at my balls next? :retard:

:moon:

[Mr. Jollypants]

:moon:

:rolf:

[DjTripp]

I really hope this is true....that'd be dope

[Mag1c]

lol @messin w/ sasquatch

[DirtyD]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/art.thawedcreature.cnn.jpg

Yeah this is the real deal :lol:

[Rand0m]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/art.thawedcreature.cnn.jpg

Yeah this is the real deal :lol: :rolf:

lol @messin w/ sasquatch :cool:

CC, always trailing behind.

so true...

[Civic11]

I hope sometime in my life there is a freak of nature discovered. I would get off if they found Nessi

[Raabe]

I hope sometime in my life there is a freak of nature discovered. I would get off if they found Nessi

...idk about the gettin off part, but id be mad excited :lol:

[NOFX]

So far I hear that one of the guys involved with this was also involved in faking another Bigfoot in 2005 or so. Not to mention the two DNA samples these guys gave to prove it was Bigfoot, one ended up being human DNA and the other sample was 96% opossum.

[Civic11]

So, we are pretty much fucked!:lol:
http://gorgeoustown.typepad.com/lex_culinaria/images/possum.jpg
http://www.247wildlife.com/photos/opossum021.jpg
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/bonediggers/images/evol-opossum-l.jpg

[hondagriff]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/drunkstunts/harryandthehendersons.jpg

[Civic11]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/drunkstunts/harryandthehendersons.jpg

What a classic movie. I loved it.=)

[hondagriff]

That costume for the movie looks more real than that "thing" in the freezer.

[Raabe]

So, we are pretty much fucked!:lol:
http://gorgeoustown.typepad.com/lex_culinaria/images/possum.jpg
http://www.247wildlife.com/photos/opossum021.jpg
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/bonediggers/images/evol-opossum-l.jpg

they always look so angry

[hondagriff]

they always look so angry

Until there under your tire that is.

[johno590]

Until there under your tire that is.

lol... yeah that photo doesn't look all that real... but who knows maybe it is... Why does this guy go by two different names? Seems a little strange

[bizoneoeh]

bigfoot was just in my toilette :shock: but I flushed it down.....

[92h22eg]

i told bigfoot not to get so drunk at my house and then try to walk home. I told him someone was gonna stick his ass in the freezer but he wouldn't listen. Just kept wantin to shotgun beers and bitchin bout his girlfriend. o well

[96swpdEK]

they always look so angry

dude, i was walking to class the other day and there was a opossum walking around in the grass. scary as fuck. i thought i was going to get mauled.

[vjf915]

That costume for the movie looks more real than that "thing" in the freezer.

Please tell me......how do you know which one looks more realistic if you dont even know what sasquatch looks like? Its like saying one unicorn looks more realistic than another one........

[dank24]

i told bigfoot not to get so drunk at my house and then try to walk home. I told him someone was gonna stick his ass in the freezer but he wouldn't listen. Just kept wantin to shotgun beers and bitchin bout his girlfriend. o well

fail


:edit:

Your mom fails

[toneekay]

fail

haha

tell him his mom fails

[vjf915]

:bluelol:

That was win.

[toneekay]

haha nice!

[DirtyD]

I'm shocked! Shocked, I say, to read that the country bumpkins who said they had a Bigfoot corpse is not real!

It looks like this was nothing more than an attempt to plug a dopey website and sell tickets for Sasquatch tracking excursions at $499 bucks a pop.

From The New York Times:
Results from tests on genetic material from alleged remains of Bigfoot, made public at a news conference in Palo Alto held after the claimed discovery swept the Internet, failed to prove the existence of the mythical half-ape and half-human creature. The story was fueled by a photograph of a hairy heap, bearing a close resemblance to a shaggy full-body gorilla costume, stuffed into a container resembling a refrigerator. One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, said Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the analysis.

However, we do have some real Bigfoot news for you. It seems two men found a Sasquatch cub and kept it in their apartment. They named him Christian. When the beast became too big for their flat, they released him into the wild. Would the Bigfoot remember the men when they went to visit him in the woods?
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4p22BGJ6dXU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4p22BGJ6dXU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


LOL not sure if anyone's seen that retarded christian the lion video...

[CRXsiterror]

teh old.

[XpL0d3r]

Pshhh it's alright I found the abominable snowman last December. I stored him in my shed and the motherfucker broke some shit in there and was being way too rambunctious. So I let him go.


:roll:

[whtcivic93]

^ Yep I caught Frosty the Snowman last Christmas, but when I went to set him free all I could find was a puddle of water and his hat. :(

[hondagriff]

Please tell me......how do you know which one looks more realistic if you dont even know what sasquatch looks like? Its like saying one unicorn looks more realistic than another one........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/americas_enl_1218844185/html/1.stm
I'm just saying, looks more like Dr. Zaius in the freezer.

[Billy.]

i just went white water rafting in upper GA/SC and i didnt see no dern bigfoot :what:.... in fact, everything up there is so over hunted i dont even know what it would eat.

but i did see where they shot scenes from The Deliverance :shock:*banjos in the background* :scurred:

[hondagriff]

..........dueling banjos? That means time to pack your shit and bookit. When he says you got a pretty mouth, just drive like hell.

[Beelzebubba]

They shot the Mexican Hair Boy! :shock:

They are going to jail for murder.

http://www.wolfsongalaska.org/graphics/wolfman/Wolfman_gen200.gif

[Beelzebubba]

you made me do this:
O92QcjT6vDY

Song Lyrics:
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two
headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation

We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
at a little bitty chapel,
Joan Collins married us
rootin tootin, ain't high falutin'

Rick Astley is a pantywaist, match my butt with his face
He's teeny tiny two inches of terror, they're all gonna
scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G--
only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die

Saxophone solo

T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany, is wrestling in jello
Body slamming Debbie G, they're covered head
to toe
h*** on, my h*** on

Repeat first verse

I'm stark raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark raving naked in the fornication..........nation.......!!

[toneekay]

^that dude is so hairy, its scary




hey that RHYMED!!! wooo!

[eyeondesigns]

The two guys fooled you all!! It was a hoax...Read about it...http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

[NYGraFFit1]

The two guys fooled you all!! It was a hoax...Read about it...http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

are you kidding me? we established that after the 1st page....

[toneekay]

lol

[Genuine Rolla]

:rolf:

[92h22eg]

haha

tell him his mom fails

haha...ur mom never fails...always comin through when i need sloppy head

:roll:u sound like a fukin retard tellin him to tell me my "mom failed". You are the reason people make fun of internet forums:roll:

[EMIIspecED]

turns out that the big foot body wasn't real
http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html/popup.html?v=827830144&pl=827742817.xml&plc=827742817&launchpoint=Cover&cid=fancover&attr=default_headline&config=/config/common/fan/default.xml

[NYGraFFit1]

turns out that the big foot body wasn't real
http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html/popup.html?v=827830144&pl=827742817.xml&plc=827742817&launchpoint=Cover&cid=fancover&attr=default_headline&config=/config/common/fan/default.xml


are you kidding me? we established that after the 1st page....

[NOFX]

For anyone who can't get the other link to load:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2588731/Bigfoot-discovery-revealed-as-rubber-gorilla-suit-hoax.html

Gee, who would have thought? Then again, "since I've never seen one, how can I say it looks fake"? :roll: Even though it looks like a gorilla costume...

[TiiM iiS l3eAsT]

to bad this isnt real....maybe one day their find the hairy creature lmao

[bizoneoeh]

turns out that the big foot body wasn't real
http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html...an/default.xml

[NYGraFFit1]

turns out that the big foot body wasn't real
http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html...an/default.xml


are you kidding me? we established that after the 1st page....

:moon:


:lol: ;)

[TopGear_]

i just went white water rafting in upper GA/SC and i didnt see no dern bigfoot :what:.... in fact, everything up there is so over hunted i dont even know what it would eat.

but i did see where they shot scenes from The Deliverance :shock:*banjos in the background* :scurred:

where in the Carolina's did you white water raft? I've been white water rafting in the carolina's, Nantahala River or something like that