maybe this is where some of people get their posts from....

[hardcore97]

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

[CajunRicer]

haha, wtf

[hardcore97]

type in a sentece and see what it says lol

[Jbuck2KCivic]

lol

[HatchmanEJ6]

awesome

[JerseyStrong]

dis here iz uh horrible thread, OP should be banned an dat boil on mah ass.


:rolf:

[31dev31]

De OP should jet fuq uh cow... what the fuck sup now?

[oddeb707]

hi, my name is Jr and i drive a 93 civic si.

translates to...

wha da dily yo?, muh ma fuckin name iz Jr an' ah cruize uh 93 civic si. in the hood

[31dev31]

Original: hardcore97 has a tiny penis and likes to hump anything in sight

Translated: hardcore97 has uh tiny jimmy an' likes ta hump anyfin' in sight and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

[hardcore97]

oh noes! how the hell did it know about Sheniquah!

[oddeb707]

Ebonics is a term that was originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all people of African ancestry, or for that of Black North American and West African people, emphasizing the African roots of the former; since 1996 it has been largely used to refer to African American Vernacular English (distinctively nonstandard Black United States English), asserting the independence of the latter from (standard) English.

Ebonics iz uh term dat wuz originally intended an' sometimes used fo' da language o' all peeps o' African ancestry, or fo' dat o' Black North American an' West African peeps, emphasizing da African roots o' da former; since 1996 it has been largely used ta refer ta African American Vernacular English (distinctively nonstandard Black United States English), asserting da independence o' da latter from (standard) English. and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah

[31dev31]

Translated the paragraph from the first page of this thread...: http://www.clubcivic.com/board/showthread.php?t=157870

I jet ta da King Colt swapmeet ta git some KY Jelly fo' muh ma fuckin booty. da end. Or iz it? nahh, its not da end....I railed all night. With muh ma fuckin mudda an' her sister from da south an' then we's got some honey an' poured it on an alligator dat wuz horny an' wuz missing uh jimmy, so instead ah used uh banana cream calculator from muh ma fuckin gat in her purse dat smelled like uh giant pile o' sheeit dat came from da throw pillow which wuz actually, just uh pillow wiff uh hidden aluminum fart can matches not included. fuq muh ma fuckin life. screamed da alligator when he got much too high from da pure cocaine base he had just put up his ass. an' actually enjoyed. sounds like FranklinHID who then decided ta shove da cocaine he pulled out o' his ass an' smashed into his fueltank. Then George bush blew ass chunks all over da gapeing open hole And charlie Murphy blew his wad on his kneez While da alligator jet on CC under da name an' started dis here thread so dat he could watch peeps fap ta hot naked lesbians dat iz actually fat naked Mexicans dat iz packing biz fo' uh very manly festival. So Aligator jet ta Ontario Canada an' got smok'd by matts turd which smelled like da VTEC from uh mexican'sass ah just boned afta getting blown ah creamed on an aligator'smom an' she got her fist up 31devs hershey hole. "Read muh ma fuckin mind" says 31devs butthole "what uh slut" said aligator mom "ive never seen such uh phat jimmy dat small compared ta whales Trying ta mod dev'slarge jimmy what da hell" said aligator'smom an' pooed everywhere. So aligator had Vtak ta engage da flux capasitor started uh fire in his loins flared wiff roids an' da herpes burned so bad he pissed fire in dev'speeps "take dat, bitch" while gettin fisted by matts buddy. Cheese on makneez has muddy hands from fisting alligator an' so left. Devs mom sad bitch-slapping cc members fo' watching porn an' salad tosser porn. And then I humped uh cow it said moo an' kicked him then yo' mom came along an' squirted in muh ma fuckin dogs mouth then he sniffed her an' ran away an' then fucked then sheeit on muh ma fuckin dads little boy, wait..what? huh? anyways..... I goddit from behind an' said muh ma fuckin ass burns mo' butsecks please nahh lube though use mayonnaise instead it taste much bettah than da period blood dat yo' mom uses on an alligator ta lure it into da garage fo' rough sex awww jaa baby im freekin out "You iz freakin hot as fuq? You iz wrong git...fuq...out! dis here story iz getting fucked up really bad like CC'snew layout theres lots o' wasted side space ah also agree da sheeit wacks big fucking balls huge donkey bizzawz woah, wait, what? Yes!, Tits... lol dis here iz fail said da alligator. waffle crib hashbrowns git ya head antique shuttle space broken glass jar in yo' ass mmm so just wiff yo' teeth pull it out wiff uh crowbar awww yeea harder make it bleed Alligator Said Fuk eat muh ma fuckin tits but ah didn't instead ah sucked dis here iz ghey on an alligator on uh toilet at da beach filled wiff naked horny saggy old elephants who always sit on peeps'sriced out civics filled wiff 5 on an alligators lower back side while screaming "Hella" on an alligator which actually wuz uh beached whale on an alligator dat got stuck which fapped until vtec kicked in an' blew a....

[Slowens]

I win- http://www.clubcivic.com/board/showthread.php?p=2525980#post2525980

[Matt.]

dis here sheeit iz mad stupid, fucking salad tosser Ya' dig?

[JerseyStrong]

I win- http://www.clubcivic.com/board/showthread.php?p=2525980#post2525980

no I'm sorry, you fail at trying to be epic.

nahh I'm sorry, ya fail at trying ta be epic. ya'll is mad stupid.

[s_crowley 17]

chinese?

[89SiGUYrex]

clubcivic iz full o' peeps who dont know how ta speak proper cracker ass english. Thus iz da downfall o' society. Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

[roaddogg3034]

fuck tha police

[JDMchula]

original:
its gonna snow today and tomrrow.

to...
its gonna snow taday an' tomorrow Jus' like Orenthawl James.