Oh poor jaydles! :(

[ej_swag]

So something happened the other day and Jaydles got his shit packed. He was playin soccer with his girlfriend and he slipped and ate shit. His legs were like an L and he dislocated his hip. Hes layin in bed all drugged up and shit and i thought this would be a great topic to start. haha (he's okay with it so no hatred)

Here is a pic of him in the hospital:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z128/Chimiez/ryanshatch.jpg

[253eg]

No one gives a flying fuck.

[Laozy]

That sucks to hear. Also, don't see the pic...

[ej_swag]

No one gives a flying fuck.

...wow thats really fucked man. Someone is a heartless asshole.

[Robin...]

Pic failed...

[ej_swag]

Pic failed...

got it working now

[vjf915]

Yea picture failed........and I dont see him as being heartless. He will probably receive an infraction for it, but come on man its the internetz and you are talking about someone that no one here knows.

[XpL0d3r]

Pic works for me... :what:

Damn, that sucks... that doesn't look fun either lol

[Laozy]

Ok, I see the pic. Wow, he looks like he's in pain. That really sucks...

[1Lowcoupe]

That probably fucking hurt like a motherfucker. I feel for him.

[ej_swag]

Yea picture failed........and I dont see him as being heartless. He will probably receive an infraction for it, but come on man its the internetz and you are talking about someone that no one here knows.

I know i just felt like i had to make some sort of a comment back. hes someone here on CC lol

[Robin...]

Holy shit, thats gotta hurt...

[vjf915]

Wait hold on. When you say his legs were like an L, you made me think he snapped them in half. So now that I know that isnt the case, what injuries did he sustain?

[ej_swag]

Okay here is the exact text message, spelling and all that he sent me lol :

"I was playing soccr withmy girl friend and i slipped and my legs were making an L it sucks dick hurts so bad. Was in the hospital all night. Im all good now tthough.. Little drugged and gonna have to do ome rehab. And no driving for a couple weeks.."

[Laozy]

So let me get this straight... he broke his hip and his leg was at his side... making an L?

[ej_swag]

He said he "dislocated" his hip.

[Laozy]

Ohhhh ok... I got it.

[vjf915]

He wasnt playing soccer. His "girlfriend" sent me this video of him in the club. She said he got all drunk and got dressed in some of her clothes.4-hLHBDS_mU

[ej_swag]

Ahhh...that explains the dislocated hip much better.

[Laozy]

:haha:

[oddeb707]

Ricer

[Jaydles]

ha nah im pretty sure it was soccer even though ive been drugged outta my mind for like 12 hrs.

but yeah i ate soccer but girl needed someone to practice with and my lannky ass pulls a charlie brown. and wham dislocated old man hip. ha in that pic my right leg is completely straight and left is about 80 degress.

but they knocked me out and jammed that shit back. not very fuunctional as of now though. gotta go to rehab.

anywho thanks for the support and for people with harsh comments to say, cool!

most pain ive ever been in out of all the bones ive broke racing motocross.

[somejaykid]

damn that suck but at least your ok now

[Jaydles]

Yep. Medicine makes you say some crazy shit, but i recommend never dislocationg your hip fellas.
And oh yeah, that is just a teaser pic for ya jdmprncss. Anything else would be nsfw. ;)
ha

[LowNotSlow]

So you can race motor cross but fucking around playing soccer you dislocate a hip.

wow

[tonyM]

Holy shit man, glad you are getting better. How old are you BTW?

[Jbuck2KCivic]

whats a jaydles?

[JdmPrncss]

Yep. Medicine makes you say some crazy shit, but i recommend never dislocationg your hip fellas.
And oh yeah, that is just a teaser pic for ya jdmprncss. Anything else would be nsfw. ;)
ha

Haha thanks!

[Jaydles]

So you can race motor cross but fucking around playing soccer you dislocate a hip.

wow

Yeah I know right?
That is mainly what i was mad about. playing this gay ass sport soccer i stumble and dislocate a hip. im laughin about it now that I know i'm okay. Although doc says my hip might have a tendency of randomly popping out. BTW it is MOTOcross. saying it that way is like spelling vtec, v-t-e-c-h in the honda world. haha


and TonyM im 18. luckily still on parents healthcare for 2 more months. ha

[Jaydles]

whats a jaydles?

I ask my self the same thing everyday, people call me it though. I think someone said it was off tenacious D but i havent seen it so i wouldnt know.

[somejaykid]

So you can race motor cross but fucking around playing soccer you dislocate a hip.

wow

i :lol: reading this :rotflmfao:

[bizoneoeh]

should have just walked it off

[hooked_on4]

No one gives a flying fuck.

If only I could get away w/terms like that :shock:

Who is Jaydles? That your buddy? I blame the GF lol that sucks

[Jaydles]

If only I could get away w/terms like that :shock:

Who is Jaydles? That your buddy? I blame the GF lol that sucks

253eg will get whats coming to him. Karma is a harsh thing.

Jaydles? that is me, I'm confused. Nah she passed out almost when she saw me laying there all croooked yelllin for an ambalamps ha. Apparently when i was on morphine i told the doctors to get ahold of david beckam's people cause i got a lawsuit on my hands. idk.

crazy shit went down just glad the pain is gone.

[XpL0d3r]

253eg will get whats coming to him. Karma is a harsh thing.

Jaydles? that is me, I'm confused. Nah she passed out almost when she saw me laying there all croooked yelllin for an ambalamps ha. Apparently when i was on morphine i told the doctors to get ahold of david beckam's people cause i got a lawsuit on my hands. idk.

crazy shit went down just glad the pain is gone.


:rolf:

[hooked_on4]

haha that is pretty funny

Yeah if I said what 253EG said I'd be instabanned lol

[Jaydles]

Personally I don't care what he says. I'm worried about getting all muscle and feeling back in my leg. I appreciate the nice comments though, and keep the humor going in here, it helps.

There were some more cracked out statements, but they were ya had to be there moments I think.

[LowNotSlow]

In Russia soccer plays YOU.

[253eg]

haha that is pretty funny

Yeah if I said what 253EG said I'd be instabanned lol
Yeah, I got a infraction.
Personally I don't care what he says. I'm worried about getting all muscle and feeling back in my leg. I appreciate the nice comments though, and keep the humor going in here, it helps.

There were some more cracked out statements, but they were ya had to be there moments I think.

Then why'd you send me a sob story about people who cared?

[Jaydles]

Yeah, I got a infraction.


Then why'd you send me a sob story about people who cared?

It wasn't a sob story.
It was a list of people who cared and a statement that you should learn some manners.

I remember when i used to be cool on the forums. :cool:

[bizoneoeh]

If only I could get away w/terms like that :shock:

haha that is pretty funny

Yeah if I said what 253EG said I'd be instabanned lol

oh go fucking cry somewhere else! you get treated just the same as any other member. You wouldn't be instabanned and if you feel this way, why stay?





"love me daddy!" :cry:

[AllStockHatch]

Glad to hear your feeling better. Hope your able to drive soon. I shattered my left ankle once and still drive my old EM1 around, casted foot and all.

[ej_swag]

Yep. Medicine makes you say some crazy shit, but i recommend never dislocationg your hip fellas.
And oh yeah, that is just a teaser pic for ya jdmprncss. Anything else would be nsfw. ;)
ha

DUDE, when i was texting you, i almost said jdmprncss would be all over this. ahh great minds think alike.

-On the otherhand, good to see some feedback from ya Charlie Brown :D



ohhh and one last thing...I was really drunk last night and thought of getting a bizoneoeh tat on my chest... im glad i didnt have cash in my wallet

[Jaydles]

Glad to hear your feeling better. Hope your able to drive soon. I shattered my left ankle once and still drive my old EM1 around, casted foot and all.

Ha a cast is a little diff. I i extend my leg it can pop out of my hip again.
Instead I shall just install my new leds in my cluster. and use my girlfriends car ha

[Mr. Jollypants]

Yeah, I got a infraction.

It was a warning, stop making it out to be worse then it really is. :lol:

[253eg]

It was a warning, stop making it out to be worse then it really is. :lol:

haha, was it? Didn't even bother looking at it, already knew what it was about.

[Mr. Jollypants]

haha, was it? Didn't even bother looking at it, already knew what it was about.

:rolf:

*Gives an infraction for this post*

[ej_swag]

:rolf:

*Gives an infraction for this post*

I think I pissed from laughing at this.

Forget the biz tat, im getting a jollypants tat!

[Mr. Jollypants]

I think I pissed from laughing at this.

Forget the biz tat, im getting a jollypants tat!

:rolf::laugh::worthy:

[AllStockHatch]

Ha a cast is a little diff. I i extend my leg it can pop out of my hip again.
Instead I shall just install my new leds in my cluster. and use my girlfriends car ha

That would suck, so if your hip is opt to jump out of place, there goes driving stick forever.
They getting you a license plate with a handicapped symbol on it?hahahaha

[ej_swag]

:rolf::laugh::worthy:


You the man jolly lol. Theres only one place that a "MrJolly" tat can go though. :lol:

[Mr. Jollypants]

OMG :rolf:

[hooked_on4]

oh go fucking cry somewhere else! you get treated just the same as any other member. You wouldn't be instabanned and if you feel this way, why stay?





"love me daddy!" :cry:


Crying comes natural around you man, wanna bring up the XBL thing again? BTW you read sarcasm poorly, gotta start using my Italics when I know you may flip out over something I say.

back OT Jaydles can you still drive?

[Jaydles]

Nope not for a couple of weeks. I can drive an auto, but not a stick. and this topic is long gone.

[hooked_on4]

ahh, that would kill me, left foot clutch? Haha

[Jaydles]

Yep. If I extend that leg it has a chance of popping out of the hip again.

[hooked_on4]

So you can heel hip, rad trick!

[oc_civic]

Nope not for a couple of weeks. I can drive an auto, but not a stick. and this topic is long gone.

trade your civic for an automatic mustang.. ;)

[Jaydles]

Woah lets not throw out crazy ideas in this thread.
haha

[ej_swag]

Woah lets not throw out crazy ideas in this thread.
haha

lol. is your girlfriends car a honda?

[Jaydles]

grand prix...
:(

[sharonk868]

Thanks you for the post.

[Jaydles]

wtf...?

[vjf915]

Dont worry about it lol new guy.

Anyway, just thought I would stop by and mention that karma is a bitch, this is what I get for saying you dislocated your hip dancing at a club.

I was at work yesterday and dislocated my shoulder. Now I have the weekend off and have to wait to see a doctor on monday to see when I can go back to work. Fucking karma.

[Jaydles]

HAHA exact situation im in. Fuck i dont get to see my doctor till tuesday. Lucky ass.
Hey but you should be able to get workmans comp for doing it at work right?

[vjf915]

The hospital and doctors visits are going to be paid by my work. If its just an open-close situation like its going to take some time to heal, Im alright with it. If there is any damage done, such as ligament or cartilage damage, or even nerve damage (which I have read is possible) then Im going to take it to the next level.

Edit: Oh and on a side note, Im in the same situation as you. 90% of people under 20 who dislocate their shoulder......end up dislocating it again. Fuck.....my......life......

[ej_swag]

The hospital and doctors visits are going to be paid by my work. If its just an open-close situation like its going to take some time to heal, Im alright with it. If there is any damage done, such as ligament or cartilage damage, or even nerve damage (which I have read is possible) then Im going to take it to the next level.

Edit: Oh and on a side note, Im in the same situation as you. 90% of people under 20 who dislocate their shoulder......end up dislocating it again. Fuck.....my......life......

HAHAHHAHAHA..

Well i laughed at the stripper comment because it was pretty funny..But 20$ says Karma wont hit me :D

[Jaydles]

Yeah we are exactly the same just different parts. I'm praying for no tendon, muscle or nerve damage. But I think i'm good I've been on it building a rear seat delete for my hatch all weekend and it barely hurts, but who knows. It sucks though I'm not allowed to race motorcross anymore, because of the almost certain possibilty of it popping out again.
Buzzkill.

[Mr. Jollypants]

Glad you're back up, sucks it happened though :thumbs up