John Deer 1, Kio Rio 0

[Mark7901]

Doodes, you wont belive this. My and my Carl went over to this biddies house and her and her firend where german, so you know they where hot....anyway we where going to see the new Finding Nemo movie and we kept getting stoped at green lights. These girls had to sit on my lap because my John Deer 1.6 only has one seat...so anyway this dude in a Kia Rio pulled up next to us. That thing was smokin!! It looked so cool, all four door and all. It must have had like a $900 dollar intake on it because oit sounded soo kool. Anyway I put my John Dear in 5th gear...he reved his engine at me and I yelled "Im gunna kick your but"...when the light turned yello we both took off...He had me at first, because you have to remember...its a kia, and everyone know they have sooo much potential...thats why thier are tons of aftermarket parts for it....anyway when we were both getting to shift, my John Dear shot out in front of his, because I installed this new keychain mod that gave me a huge turbo boost...anyway I blew his doors off.

I also beat a new 2004 WRX STi, a McLearon, and a 84 sentra......

I;m thinking of statrting a new club called the "I have no idea what Im talking about" club.....we are going to name it IHNIWITA club......

[DirtyD]

for a 27 year old, you'd think you would have something productive to do :roll:

[joe7987]

ROTFLMAO ooh man....thats great =o)

[ner0x]

......lmfao, you're what i call a ' fucking guy'

[bloodyadobokid]

Nice story. I like John Deere. I have a blue/white mesh hat. It's AWESOME! Just like Ashton Kutcher.

[Mark7901]

It was a joke.....

for a 27 year old, you'd think you would have something productive to do ...Im at work, on break....

[Soichiro-Honda]

http://www.streetkiaz.com/ <-- OMG PERFORMANCE KIA FORUM

[DredwerkZ]

for a 27 year old, you'd think you would have something productive to do :roll:
:werd: :ownded:

[Handlebars]

well this t hread is pointless. locked.