The Person Below Me

[mymmeryloss]

Nope.

Tpbm hates cottonwood trees

 

[XpL0d3r]

What are those? Maybe we have them up here, idk. Either way, no.

TPBM Likes the CC Facebook page....

 

[ls/low'n'slow]

just went and found it so yes

TPBM has a slow civic

 

[ImportFan1]

False.

TPBM had a long day at work

 

[young_]

False. Last day off today. Work two days and then off for three

TPBM has a large pet dog (40+ pounds)

 

[mymmeryloss]

False. Little maltese

Tpbm has stinky farts tonight

 

[joe7987]

False. It is not tonight.

Tpbm once had sex with a couch.

 

[pantyraid]

Ummmm, can't be 100% certain but I'm hoping that's false? I've had sex ON a couch though, so I suppose that could be considered sort of a mixed couch + person threesome... In which case true?

TPBM has pooped their pants at some point during their adult life and is going to tell us the story of said incident now

 

[connies96hatchie]

True. Taco Tuesday...


TPBM has watched more chick flicks than action movies

 

[mymmeryloss]

True. Taco Tuesday...


TPBM has watched more chick flicks than action movies

False.

Tpbm needs to mow their grass.

 

[connies96hatchie]

False. I only mow on Sundays, rain or shine and on the riding lawnmower. I do however need to go ahopping for a weedwhacker/edger...

If you meant something else, I shave everyday!

TPBM smells like buttcheese (stolen from my 6 year old)

 

[young_]

So glad we have some females back on here..

No I don't smell like buttcheese according to my fiancé.

TPBM had or is having pizza today.

 

[mymmeryloss]

Had pizza last night.

Tpbm loves Jesus

 

[connies96hatchie]

That is still questionable at my age. I'm a Druid until further notice.

TPBM secretly reads cosmo when his SO isn't looking...

 

[mymmeryloss]

Nope.

Tpbm needs a massage

 

[young_]

Nah. I hate being touched, unless I'm in the sack.

TPBM has to sleep with the fan on.

 

[Esotericimage]

Always..!

TPBM gets out of the shower to take a piss

 

[connies96hatchie]

Guilty!

TPBM needs to explore more ipa's

 

[Esotericimage]

Ive explored quite alot so far..

Funky Buddha Hop Gun
Sweetwater 420
Magic Hat #9
Rogue Dead Guy
Cigar City Jai Alai
plus a s**t ton of local IPAs

I have to be in the mood for IPAs

TPBM needs to do some laundry!

 

[connies96hatchie]

I'm working on it, DAD!

TPBM needs to go to bed!