Let's here some Jokes/Funny stories...

[kangaroo]

Well this isn't really a joke but it made me crack up-

I was with my girlfriends little brother (9 yrs old) and I was about to leave so i said:

Me: See you later aligator..

Him: In a while f**kER....


I was like lol hahahahahahahahhahha!!!

I don't know I'm just bored.

 

[Steven.]

hear

 

[LowNotSlow]

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a d**k so long he could suck it.
With cum on his chin
he said with a grin.
If my nose was a pussy I'd f**k it.

 

[.blazed_ej8]

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a d**k so long he could suck it.
With cum on his chin
he said with a grin.
If my nose was a pussy I'd f**k it.

omg that had me crackin up for awhile...i dunno maybe cus im high...but s**t cracked me up...

 

[NOFX]

There was a young girl named Heather
Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
She made a queer noise,
Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.


There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swalloed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were all covered with weeds.


There was a young lady from Spain
Whose face was exceedingly plain,
But her cunt had a pucker
That made the men f**k her,
Again, and again, and again.


Oh, and I think the original of the other limerick was this. It's from the late 1920s btw.

There once was a man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I could f**k it."

I have a whole book of these.

 

[Maiku]

hear

 

[kangaroo]

I know I suck at spelling!!