3 Word Stories

raz18

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saw this in another forum thought it was cool, hopefully not a repost.
What you do is make a story but everyone uses only 3 words. the next poster has to say something that is basically a continuation of the last post

ex: me- i got bored
2nd poster: while watchin anchorman

so on and so on

ill start

I went to

As of page 14 this is the current story:

I went to the liquor store to get some KY Jelly for my butt. the end. Or is it? no, its not the end....I railed all night. With my mother and her sister from the south and then we got some honey and poured it on an alligator that was horny and was missing a penis, so instead i used a banana cream calculator from my gun in her purse that smelled like a giant pile of s**t that came from the throw pillow which was actually, just a pillow with a hidden aluminum fart can matches not included. f**k my life. screamed the alligator when he got much too high from the pure cocaine base he had just put up his ass. and actually enjoyed. sounds like FranklinHID who then decided to shove the cocaine he pulled out of his ass and smashed into his fueltank. Then George bush blew ass chunks all over the gapeing open hole And charlie Murphy blew his wad on his kneez While the alligator went on CC under the name and started this thread so that he could watch people fap to hot naked lesbians that are actually fat naked Mexicans that are packing biz for a very manly festival. So Aligator went to Ontario Canada and got shot by matts turd which smelled like the VTEC from a mexican's ass i just boned after getting blown i creamed on an aligator's mom and she got her fist up 31devs hershey hole. “Read my mind” says 31devs butthole “what a slut” said aligator mom “ive never seen such a sexy penis that small compared to whales Trying to mod dev's large penis what the hell” said aligator's mom and pooed everywhere. So aligator had Vtak to engage the flux capasitor started a fire in his loins flared with roids and the herpes burned so bad he pissed fire in dev's eyes “take that, b***h” while gettin fisted by matts buddy. Cheese on makneez has muddy hands from fisting alligator and so left. Devs mom sad b***h-slapping cc members for watching porn and gay porn. And then I humped a cow it said moo and kicked him then your mom came along and squirted in my dogs mouth then he sniffed her and ran away and then f**ked then s**t on my dads little boy, wait..what? huh? anyways..... I got it from behind and said my ass burns more butsecks please no lube though use mayonnaise instead it taste much better than the period blood that your mom uses on an alligator to lure it into the garage for rough sex oh yeah baby im freekin out "You are freakin hot as f**k? You are wrong get...f**k...out! this story is getting f**ked up really bad like CC's new layout theres lots of wasted side space i also agree the s**t sucks big f**king balls huge donkey nuts woah, wait, what? Yes!, Tits... lol this is fail said the alligator. waffle house hashbrowns get you head antique shuttle space broken glass jar in your ass mmm so just with your teeth pull it out with a crowbar oh yes harder make it bleed Alligator Said Fuk eat my tits but i didn’t instead i sucked this is ghey on an alligator on a toilet at the beach filled with naked horny saggy old elephants who always sit on people's riced out civics filled with 5 on an alligators lower back side while screaming "Hella" on an alligator which actually was a beached whale on an alligator that got stuck which fapped until vtec kicked in and blew a….
 

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haha I like this...

the liqor store
 




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