5 Words After Sex...

[jonathan2006]

no wonder i was drunk

 

[PICKLED]

"wtf, your only 15?!?"

 

[lownslow]

.

 

[Going-West]

f**k, forgot to press record...

 

[hooked_on4]

s**t! that was a dream?


Haha

 

[boosted to 26ps]

"Now it's time for Halo"

^^^^^^ ive done that one to my ex.......lol



"my pocket pussy was better"
"where did that condom go???"
"umm.....do i know you??"
"jesus christ your f**kin fat"

 

[madhopz88]

What do you say right after sex?

Thanks mom

 

[PICKLED]

Thanks mom

You're f**kin sick!

 

[madhopz88]

You're f**kin sick!

HEY dont judge me

 

[BrakeLights]

"Sorry about that donkey punch"

 

[PICKLED]

broad: "I love you"
you: "b***h, shut the f**k up!"

 

[95SiDanO]

where did the goat go

haha, thats my favorite

 

[whtcivic93]

haha, thats my favorite

Goat f**ker!
















































I had to

 

[JohnS.]

"Can we watch blu-ray now?"

 

[xxsenceo89x]

when her name is stacy, call her your ex girlfreinds name suzie..

"whoa suzie your f**kin amazing..."

 

[K. Legaspi]

"Well done ______, High Five."

 

[Astheros]

'it has never happened before'

'sorry about the wrong hole'

'gotta go, my girl's calling'

'it was nice meeting you'

'you want another beer now'

'sorry about getting the eye'

'call you in a month'

'someone replied to the thread!'

i am done for now....maybe ill put up more.



one more...

"something smelled funny down there"

or

"did you shower this week"

 

[zammykoo]

oops i did it again


lol jk

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Oh s**t! No, really, LOOK!

 

[madhopz88]

What do you say right after sex?

not bad....next