now my brother isn't the brightest of light bulbs in the office, but i still love him. anyways, he wrote this story as an assignment for his english class. The story as you will read, makes no sense what so ever. . .
and on we go. .
Title: Josh's-Better-Than-Anyone-Else's-Alternate Ending To "The Necklace"
The story "The Necklace" is about a young woman, Mathilde, who refuses to go to a party unless she is dressed with the finest clothes and jewelry. She decides to borrow a necklace from a friend which is lost. Mathilde and her husband work for ten years to pay for for the replaced necklace. They then find out that the necklace was a fake. The following alternate ending to the story depicts exactly how mad Mathilde is when she finds out the necklace is not real..
Mathilde beat the crap out of Madame Forestier and took back the necklace. Then Mathilde hired a ninja assasin to kill Madame Forestier. Madame Forestier pulled out a gun and shot the ninja assasin. He died. A Samurai then came and drew his sword and sliced the gun in half. Madame Forestier pulled out a katana and fought the samurai to the death. She won and went to reclaim the necklace from Mathilde. Mathilde drew a sword and fought Madame Forestier to the death. Mathilde was scared for her life, so she ran. "Coward!!" screamed Forestier.
Godzilla came and tried to kill Madame Forestier, but Chuck Norris killed him. Mathilde kept running, and ran into Richard M. Nixon. He threw cassete tapes at her while screaming "I am not a crook!!" She ran like hell and ran into Bin Laden. He pulled out a GATT Link gun and fired. She did a whole bunch of matrix moves and shot him point blank.
A wishing troll snuck up, Mathilde was so scared she kicked him in a bad spot. The necklace was in her pocket. She ran to Madame Forestier and pulled out a gun. She fired wile the Mortal Combat theme song was playing in the backround randomly. It was the fiercest battle ever. Sadly it was Groundhog Day. Poor little groundhog. The battle continued and the necklace was stolen by a dragon. Mathilde then pulled out a spartan laser and destroyed the dragon. Sadly the necklace was destroyed in the process. Now they were both ticked off. They randomly sliced at each other and a chipmunk was in the way and, well, you know. The battle was fierce but it ended in a draw.
Mathilde was very upset that she wasted ten years of her life working to pay for a necklace that was not even real. Mathilde's anger made her evil and decided to make Madame Forestier miserable because she had to work all those years. And that was Josh's-Better-Than-Anyone-Else's Alternate Ending to "The Necklace."
By, Joshua F. Donahue
Now I know my brother isn't a professional writer, but believe it or not he got a 40/50 on this story, and the teacher dubbed it the most interesting story ever handed in.
O_o i still can't see how he passed
and on we go. .
Title: Josh's-Better-Than-Anyone-Else's-Alternate Ending To "The Necklace"
The story "The Necklace" is about a young woman, Mathilde, who refuses to go to a party unless she is dressed with the finest clothes and jewelry. She decides to borrow a necklace from a friend which is lost. Mathilde and her husband work for ten years to pay for for the replaced necklace. They then find out that the necklace was a fake. The following alternate ending to the story depicts exactly how mad Mathilde is when she finds out the necklace is not real..
Mathilde beat the crap out of Madame Forestier and took back the necklace. Then Mathilde hired a ninja assasin to kill Madame Forestier. Madame Forestier pulled out a gun and shot the ninja assasin. He died. A Samurai then came and drew his sword and sliced the gun in half. Madame Forestier pulled out a katana and fought the samurai to the death. She won and went to reclaim the necklace from Mathilde. Mathilde drew a sword and fought Madame Forestier to the death. Mathilde was scared for her life, so she ran. "Coward!!" screamed Forestier.
Godzilla came and tried to kill Madame Forestier, but Chuck Norris killed him. Mathilde kept running, and ran into Richard M. Nixon. He threw cassete tapes at her while screaming "I am not a crook!!" She ran like hell and ran into Bin Laden. He pulled out a GATT Link gun and fired. She did a whole bunch of matrix moves and shot him point blank.
A wishing troll snuck up, Mathilde was so scared she kicked him in a bad spot. The necklace was in her pocket. She ran to Madame Forestier and pulled out a gun. She fired wile the Mortal Combat theme song was playing in the backround randomly. It was the fiercest battle ever. Sadly it was Groundhog Day. Poor little groundhog. The battle continued and the necklace was stolen by a dragon. Mathilde then pulled out a spartan laser and destroyed the dragon. Sadly the necklace was destroyed in the process. Now they were both ticked off. They randomly sliced at each other and a chipmunk was in the way and, well, you know. The battle was fierce but it ended in a draw.
Mathilde was very upset that she wasted ten years of her life working to pay for a necklace that was not even real. Mathilde's anger made her evil and decided to make Madame Forestier miserable because she had to work all those years. And that was Josh's-Better-Than-Anyone-Else's Alternate Ending to "The Necklace."
By, Joshua F. Donahue
Now I know my brother isn't a professional writer, but believe it or not he got a 40/50 on this story, and the teacher dubbed it the most interesting story ever handed in.
O_o i still can't see how he passed
