Can you Solve King Bob's Riddle?

[King Bob]

I make up riddles to pass the time, so I figured it would be fun to post them here and see how you guys do. I will only post here to confirm or to debunk several wrong answers and to post new riddles. Score will be kept here you get one point for each riddle you figure out and a 1/2 a point for solving the riddle after a hints have been posted.

Random - 11 pt
one6 - 1pt
Slept-n - 1 pt
kabulski - 5.5 pt
NOFX - 1.5 pt
1999stcokaccord - 2 pt
92EH9 - 1 pt
whtcivic93 - 1pt
Master Shake - 2 pt
HondaSpeedaX - 3 pt
42Steps - 2 pt
civic-tj - 1 pt
chartinael - 1.5 pt
Error404 - 1pt
NghtHwkBlkEM2 - 1pt
buzzbombtom - 2 pt
mr. lin 1pt.


Here is riddle number 1


No.1

Aspiring to great heights only to dive in a hole,
Safe in the dark like a mole,
I spill out my life through one sightless eye,
I shrivel up and die,
Who an I?

 

[Rand0m]

a weener.

 

[Matt.]

a worm?

EDIT: No it has to be a d**k.

 

[King Bob]

its a d**k, random wins !!

 

[King Bob]

No. 2

Two lofty pillars conjoined at the top,
Starts at the ground and in heaven they stop,
Supporting a treasure that many do seek,
Can you tell me of what I do speak?

 

[one6]

No. 2

Two lofty pillars conjoined at the top,
Starts at the ground and in heaven they stop,
Supporting a treasure that many do seek,
Can you tell me of what I do speak?

Pussy

 

[King Bob]

one6 wins No.2

Looks like cc is smarter than I thought I will make the next one tougher

 

[King Bob]

No. 3

Twisted and spiraling no slime do I leave,
Hissing and heaving in gasps do I breathe,
You seek my breath and I seek what you leave,
What am I ?

 

[MasterShake]

a tree?

 

[Matt.]

an a*****e!

 

[King Bob]

no one got it yet, keep trying

 

[Going-West]

No. 3

Twisted and spiraling no slime do I leave,
Hissing and heaving in gasps do I breathe,
You seek my breath and I seek what you leave,
What am I ?

A prostitute?

 

[one6]

A prostitute?

That's what I was thinking, a whore's mouth?

 

[Matt.]

a dung beetle? lol

 

[xxsenceo89x]

a tree?

thats what i was thinking. that or a poo lovin snake?

 

[mracer29]

a tolite

 

[MasterShake]

toilet papaer

 

[King Bob]

no none of these are correct, I will post a hint tomorrow morning if no one has figured it out yet, also I will begin talling scores in the 1st post, you get one point for each riddle you figure out and a you will lose 1/2 a point for solving the riddle after a hints have been posted.

 

[got traction]

a smoke?

 

[Slept-n]

a turbo?