Civic vs Viper

SiPlaya

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Yo, what da dilly tru peeps. It's been hella long since someone tried ta test my exotic supa hella fine whip yo. But just yesterday dis fool wit a hennesey viper be tryin' ta rematch me. I told dis fool ta stop disrespectin' ma favorite drink and get dat "HENNESEY" sticker off da windshield yo. Dis fool got mad pissed yo, and said he paid like 50 g's fo da hennesey package n' sheeeet. I said damn foo i be gettin' henny fo $15 at da package store bieeetch. I already beat dis foo ta next week in a race and he be wantin' more yo, fluck dat. He be havin' slicks now though so i think he thought he could test dis.

But he ain't be knowin' i got my new 18" chrome Momo wheels yo, dat be mad light weight n' shiet. So we line up at dis race site called In-N-Out on Sunrise blvd in good ol' Rancho Cordova and dere be mad witnesses ta da smackdown of da century yo. I adjusted ta Vtec controlla ta 3k, cuz 2k be makin' da wheel spin like whoa! yo! I rev dat shiet da 8k and da flagger drops her panties yo. I bogged a little but den caught and was izzout son, like hella izzout. I mega ill shifted second n' chirped my front tire hella hard. I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis foo came shootin' up. But i be a mad ill racer so i ain't be carin', i just looked at da shift light in anticipation yo. Bam light on an i be shifted quick as hell yo. I banged third harda den i banged dis fools g/f later yo. I flew past da crowd in 4th at 130 like 3 buslengths from dis hater.

I went back ta dis fool who was all cryin' n shiet. I just told him dat civis r some fast whip yo!!!, n' ya can't beat da best. He be agreein' n' i be mad happy ta say i saw dis foo at da Honda dealership today. Maybe i be havin' some real comp soon yo.

MODS:
If ya don't know ya better ask somebody foo

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JohnS.

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This one has the worst ghetto talk of them all. I had to re-read pretty much everything out loud to have it make any sense to me.
 


FAC3L3SS

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All you've done is contribute to the West Coast stereotype.
 


1FastEX1994

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it's the same person doing these stupid, ignorant posts.
this would be number 3 today.
would a Mod PLEASE ban this guy?
if he's not smart enough to string together words to form an intellegent sentence,
he sure as hell has no business working on cars, or being here, where people can barely understand him for that matter.
 

sohclubkid

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i think its funny he wastes his time daily talking trash about civics... when he probably drives a 1990 ford escort wagon and lives in mommys basement.
 

1FastEX1994

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maybe he thinks it's an exotic because of the cheap 5 dollar fake carbon fiber hood scoop :lol:

Civic+ferrari= Civarri :D
 

Aaron.

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Love how his first thread he said his car had 89 hp, then he lost to a firebird and he had a head start, and now he beats a hennesey viper and runs a 9.32 quarter mile? Hella inconsistent facts yo! Get yo sheet str8 or we be like geet the fluck out of this joint bieetchh.
 

SiPlaya

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Love how his first thread he said his car had 89 hp, then he lost to a firebird and he had a head start, and now he beats a hennesey viper and runs a 9.32 quarter mile? Hella inconsistent facts yo! Get yo sheet str8 or we be like geet the fluck out of this joint bieetchh.
i be cause these our many deferent racin stories dat took place ebry time i race.
 

civicfan111

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He probably drives a focus.
Here's a bit of irony, a ford focus driver has ADD.
 

XpL0d3r

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Shaaaft

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Love how his first thread he said his car had 89 hp, then he lost to a firebird and he had a head start, and now he beats a hennesey viper and runs a 9.32 quarter mile? Hella inconsistent facts yo! Get yo sheet str8 or we be like geet the fluck out of this joint bieetchh.

Don't forget, he gets new rims everyday! I bet he swapped his engine with a lawnmower.
 


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