Guess I could post about my ex...
Back when me and my boys were practically like brothers to each other, we were out one night hanging out with these girls from a few towns over we used to hang out with A LOT (how we met is a long ass story). So we were all out at this restaurant way back when we were all in high school (I was a senior, girls were soph/jun). This girl that none of us have never seen was there. She was shy, quiet, friends with the rest of the girls but was her first time out to hang out with all of us. Later that night, we go to my buddy's house and he gets wasted. I'm on his computer chillin on AIM and he comes up to me and goes, "yo yo...let me get on". I laugh at his drunk ass and go, "why what you need". He goes, "You remember that new girl we saw. I got her sn. I wanna tell her shes got beautiful eyes" (she has blue eyes). I laugh again and go, "give me her sn, I'll do it for your drunk ass before you humiliate yourself". Finally he goes, "alright alright..okay". So I tell her for him, she goes thank you, blah blah blah. Next day, I apologize to her for my friend and we just clicked. We started talking almost every day on AIM from that point and started dating within a few months. Things started going south when we both started going to college and I finally realized what a mature relationship was all about. She was the one who wanted to see me every day, wanted to call me every day, got mad when I didn't call to say good night EVERY night, etc. Finally we broke up after things just got bad at 23 months. After not having an appetite for months, not being able to sleep for months, I finally realized we just weren't meant to be and couldn't be happier without her.
true story but her mosquito bites grew into grapefruits in highschool so I ate my words.... and her titties.