i HATE my neighbor!

[bizoneoeh]

5 words........







blinker wire in gas tank

 

[2000 EKCivicEX]

id say just let the air out of her tire everyday that shes parked like that, shes bound to stop eventually... i think

 

[civhatch92]

Park in her spot.

 

[d r i v e n]

***Aaaaah*** I just love living in the country. No neighbors, no problems.

 

[cgpEJ6]

can you get the landlord to assign you another spot

 

[Genuine Rolla]

Lambo doors will solve your problem. It'll be a bit less JDM but hey, function over form, right?

 

[connies96hatchie]

Lambo doors will solve your problem. It'll be a bit less JDM but hey, function over form, right?

Best suggestion yet!

Stop being morons and suggesting he do property damage to a cops personal cars. You wouldn't like it done to your cars. Then we have to read threads like this about you bitching why someone did something to your car.

Talk to the woman respectively. Tell her your pros and cons of parking. But listen to her side of the story as well. Give her a solution to the problem at hand and see if she agrees. If not tell, her you refuse to be held responseable for any damage done to her vehicles because she is unreasonable and unwilling on how to park correctly. Tell her your lawyer will be in contact with her if she has something snotty to say about it.

 

[Civic11]

Lambo doors will solve your problem. It'll be a bit less JDM but hey, function over form, right?

Yeah, but he would have to talk her into getting lambo doors as well so he doesn't get dinged I would love to be there for that conversation

 

[99HondaEx]

give her the wang of might!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beelzebubba]

Best suggestion yet!

Stop being morons and suggesting he do property damage to a cops personal cars. You wouldn't like it done to your cars. Then we have to read threads like this about you bitching why someone did something to your car.

Talk to the woman respectively. Tell her your pros and cons of parking. But listen to her side of the story as well. Give her a solution to the problem at hand and see if she agrees. If not tell, her you refuse to be held responseable for any damage done to her vehicles because she is unreasonable and unwilling on how to park correctly. Tell her your lawyer will be in contact with her if she has something snotty to say about it.

Wait...wait....what?

You want us to stop being 'morons' and then you suggest getting an attorney involved over a parking space dispute?

I guess you really can sue anybody over anything.

besides, I was kidding. The O.P. lacks the Ninja skills necessary to pull off the roofing nail trap off more than 2 or 3X

 

[Sammo115]

Talk to the woman respectively. Tell her your pros and cons of parking. But listen to her side of the story as well. Give her a solution to the problem at hand and see if she agrees. If not tell, her you refuse to be held responseable for any damage done to her vehicles because she is unreasonable and unwilling on how to park correctly. Tell her your lawyer will be in contact with her if she has something snotty to say about it.

Doesnt that sound like a threat? or basically saying imma beat the s**t out of ur car basically?

 

[Black Magic]

If all else fails, repaint the parking spot lines such that yours is huge and hers is small.

 

[SilverEXCoupe]

I would call the police station and tell them officer Beyotch needs parking practice. Call twice a day till the problem is resolved.

 

[bizoneoeh]

call the cops on her every time she parks in your spot.

 

[jokenfu]

give her some d**k...she's doing it on purpose cause she's tryin to get attention from you.

 

[wazup_74]

Try hitting her

x2 LOL

get in through the moonroof.

Lambo doors will solve your problem. It'll be a bit less JDM but hey, function over form, right?

If all else fails, repaint the parking spot lines such that yours is huge and hers is small.

All of the above in that order.

and bang the hell out of my car?

or should i get a rental car and do it

And NO, not your car. HER. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

 

[civhatch92]

Maybe she can't park for s**t..she is a woman after all. hah.

 

[greenlx777]

Halloween is coming up, this is the only day the law takes a back seat, let hell break loose on her cars

 

[si-freak]

Park in her spot.

Halloween is coming up, this is the only day the law takes a back seat, let hell break loose on her cars

hahaha
swheeet thats deff a good idea

 

[vjf915]

Connie I hate to disagree with you, but he said he already tried to talk to the woman reasonably.

Please dont eat me .