Mexican Humor Funny joke.

[ZuM00Si]

To us Mexican folk this is too funny.


A Mexican man marries a Muslim woman.

The next year, the two have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, brand new baby."Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. She asks "what are you going to name this precious child?" The parents explain they want both cultures to be a part of their child's name, but have not yet decided on one. "Well," the nurse says, "Can I give you a suggestion?" "Sure" says the mother and the father. "Why don't you name it ALLAH CHINGADA"

 

[circlethesky187]

i don't get it....

 

[bizoneoeh]

 

[98civikdx]

I don't get it either, but I'm white

 

[Civic11]

I'm half hispanic and half white and I don't get it...

 

[CRX_dude]

Allah in their country is a god right,,, chingada on the other hand is F yourself or screw you .... put two and two together and you get.......

 

[Astheros]

LMAO.
Allah (pun) = to go, go, etc. variations of
Chingada (f**k, etc)

get it now.

 

[oc_civic]

I don't get it either, but I'm white

X 100

 

[Kaotic_Zeus]

To us Mexican folk this is too funny.


A Mexican man marries a Muslim woman.

The next year, the two have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, brand new baby."Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. She asks "what are you going to name this precious child?" The parents explain they want both cultures to be a part of their child's name, but have not yet decided on one. "Well," the nurse says, "Can I give you a suggestion?" "Sure" says the mother and the father. "Why don't you name it ALLAH CHINGADA"

 

[DjTripp]

Lol!

 

[bizoneoeh]

I don't get it either, but I'm white

so how do you cover up the bologna smell you put out?

 

[Jimmy2times]

i'm too not spanish-speaking for this thread.

 

[Astheros]

its not really about being white...its about knowing spanish really and word in common usage. i am not mexican but i got it and it was funny as hell.

what do middle eastern people call an airplane?
aliba va.

what do asians call a sinking sailor?
chin chu lancha

again..u need to know spanish cause these are play on words.

 

[Jimmy2times]

its not really about being white...its about knowing spanish really and word in common usage. i am not mexican but i got it and it was funny as hell.

what do middle eastern people call an airplane?
aliba va.

what do asians call a sinking sailor?
chin chu lancha

again..u need to know spanish cause these are play on words.

Fixed.

 

[Astheros]

Fixed.

what did u fix?

edit: i didnt know that smiley was called biz....hes been inmortalized....i want my own smiley.

 

[one6]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[el_betiyo]

Que mamon to the first one, it was ok..........the last one better

 

[Civic11]

what did u fix?

edit: i didnt know that smiley was called biz....hes been inmortalized....i want my own smiley.

x1000 How do you get your own smiley???
Can I reserve this...