Samuel Jackon's new movie
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slowhatch said:
Its a total joke. I don't think it was supposed to be at first, but its the most ridiculous premise for a movie ever. Samuel L Jackson said he wouldn't do it unless they named it "Snakes on a Plane" (it originally was called Flight 81 or something serious like that).
I'll watch it first week, its a complete joke, and I want to be at the frontline of the ridiculous quotes
@ milkshake!!!!!!!!!ahahahahhahahah!!!!!!
man i was laughing so hard my abs hurt
Im sorry I just cant justify payin 9 bucks to see that... really... and thats if I go by myself which I definatly wouldnt do... so that means I'd pay 18 bucks for me and my girl... hell no lol
Seriously, dumbes tmovie premise ever.
Snakes are COLD BLOODED. You are at altitude....lower the cabin temperature then go around and f**k up some slow cold snakes.
maybe its just me --- but i find it very funny that you are using a TALKING MILK SHAKE to flame the fakeness of assuming the snakes would stand a chance in high altitudes based upon them being cold bloodedBeelzebubba said:I HAVE SEEN THAT ON TV AND IT IS THE SHIZZNITE!
Seriously, dumbes tmovie premise ever.
Snakes are COLD BLOODED. You are at altitude....lower the cabin temperature then go around and f**k up some slow cold snakes.
Rand0m said:maybe its just me --- but i find it very funny that you are using a TALKING MILK SHAKE to flame the fakeness of assuming the snakes would stand a chance in high altitudes based upon them being cold blooded
it's not the altitude.
It's the temperature.
you lose about 5 degrees F for every 1000 ft down to about -67.
Go up to Jacksonville or Savannah or something when it's in the 40s
The snakes get REAL sluggish.
Actually, I was just in Blockbuster, and there actually IS a movie called Snakes on a Train
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HK03IC/104-3020741-7690301?redirect=true
Don't have Jackson in it, so f**k that.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HK03IC/104-3020741-7690301?redirect=true
Don't have Jackson in it, so f**k that.
soooo has anyone seen this piece of trash yet. . ?
i wonder what the producers were thinkign when they were picking out actors to play the main character. . . . . . . .
"we need someone who is black!" ". . and who yells. . . alot!" "and isn't afraid to say things like, mother f**ker!" " . .alot. . ."
jacksons auditions:
original line- "We got snakes on the plane!!"
Jacksons go at it- ""We got snakes on the mother f**king plane!"
producers- "perfect!"
i wonder what the producers were thinkign when they were picking out actors to play the main character. . . . . . . .
"we need someone who is black!" ". . and who yells. . . alot!" "and isn't afraid to say things like, mother f**ker!" " . .alot. . ."
jacksons auditions:
original line- "We got snakes on the plane!!"
Jacksons go at it- ""We got snakes on the mother f**king plane!"
producers- "perfect!"
BINGOWolfy said:And that's exactly why this movie is going to be so f**king hilarious.
