Yeah! Yet another year gone and 2 years till my first colonopsy!!! I remember the days when I had something to look forward to when it came with birthdays. From the ages of 3-12 I couldn't wait for my birthday because of all the crap I would get. At 12, I started thinking how cool it would be to get my license at 16. After that I couldn't wait till I turned 18 so I could tell my parents to go f**k them selves (although couldn't really do that until they stopped help pay for college at 21). When I turned 18, the next milestone was 21....my first legit MD 20/20 purchase! Little did I know it wasn't all that great, I now had to buy my underage buddies that sweet nectar from the gods (before that I was getting drinks for free cause everyone over 21 want to corrupt the young). From there it pretty much sucks. At 24 my insurance rate on my car went down whoot!! From there, nothing to really look forward to, thus begins my midlife crises stages which should start about my next birthday. From what I hear, i will either solve it with a steaming sexual affair with a strange woman or a new car that I can't afford...or both if I'm lucky. Better yet, sex with a strange woman in my new car!! Just another 34 years till retirement....god help me.
SO I'm supposed to be thankful for all the crap that I do have, which I kid you not is the status quo for my age; the bitchy wife(although pretty hot) 2 boys (2 and 4) from which start my army to take over the world, my wonderful little SI, can I get a HALLYLOLA!!!, a small house with a big yard and a garage.
Wisdom I have so for you young ass know it alls (17-25 younglings); Always wear a condom!! If you have a special someone, put off any kind of marriage arrangements at least 2 years after she bring it up. After that have as much sex in as many places as you can, record it if you can with pics and video cause you will not have that much fun ever again about 2 years after marriage. Buy your "toy" car if you haven't already because you might not have the chance later. SAVE NOW for a house!!! Keep in touch with all your buddies, even though you might have dry spells in communication, you will need their support later....this above all else is key. Find your quite place and never give it up, or else you will go insane. There some other stuff, but I'm not writing a book, these are the essentials though.
oh yeah, if you guys are still shopping for my gift, here is a hint on what you can get me
oh yeah, did I mention that my wife just told me that she is pregnant...again.
Did I mention to always wear condoms? I guess I should also put up there to follow your own advice.
SO I'm supposed to be thankful for all the crap that I do have, which I kid you not is the status quo for my age; the bitchy wife(although pretty hot) 2 boys (2 and 4) from which start my army to take over the world, my wonderful little SI, can I get a HALLYLOLA!!!, a small house with a big yard and a garage.
Wisdom I have so for you young ass know it alls (17-25 younglings); Always wear a condom!! If you have a special someone, put off any kind of marriage arrangements at least 2 years after she bring it up. After that have as much sex in as many places as you can, record it if you can with pics and video cause you will not have that much fun ever again about 2 years after marriage. Buy your "toy" car if you haven't already because you might not have the chance later. SAVE NOW for a house!!! Keep in touch with all your buddies, even though you might have dry spells in communication, you will need their support later....this above all else is key. Find your quite place and never give it up, or else you will go insane. There some other stuff, but I'm not writing a book, these are the essentials though.
oh yeah, if you guys are still shopping for my gift, here is a hint on what you can get me
oh yeah, did I mention that my wife just told me that she is pregnant...again.
Did I mention to always wear condoms? I guess I should also put up there to follow your own advice.
yeah, maybe one day 