Disclaimer: I don't endorse street racing, this is for informational purposes only:
So I pull up to a red light and some guy in a 2002 Si pulls up and revs on me. No cars around, just a straight highway street for a little stretch. So the light goes green, and we go for it. Pull on him then the street merges into one lane so I take my spot. End of a little innocent race, right? Nope, the guy decides to go psycho. Tailgates my ass, then its still a one lane road but wide enough to pass me so he does just that. Parked cars coming up on his side so I have to slam on my brakes so he doesnt kill himself (and me). At this point, raindrops start hitting the windshield. I slow way the f@wk down cuz hes driving like a maniac. Now hes in the distance tailing someone to a red light. He grabs the left turn lane flys through the red light while turning right. Now the pavement is nice and moist, and he is turning that car way too quick. And I call "hes going to spin out". Well I jinxed him. He turns, skids, over corrects, does a 180 but still going in the same direction and then we hear the sickening CRUNCH of back corner meeting the streetlight pole. So there a perfectly good civic munched up by some stupid wanna be bad ass. And given civics a bad name.
Moral: You know, its one thing to pull up to a light and have a friendly race on a straight empty road, not even speeding excessively. But all you new driving retarded f@wkers out there need to stay at home and ride the bus if you want transportation. Quit endangering lives and smashing up perfectly nice cars.
So I pull up to a red light and some guy in a 2002 Si pulls up and revs on me. No cars around, just a straight highway street for a little stretch. So the light goes green, and we go for it. Pull on him then the street merges into one lane so I take my spot. End of a little innocent race, right? Nope, the guy decides to go psycho. Tailgates my ass, then its still a one lane road but wide enough to pass me so he does just that. Parked cars coming up on his side so I have to slam on my brakes so he doesnt kill himself (and me). At this point, raindrops start hitting the windshield. I slow way the f@wk down cuz hes driving like a maniac. Now hes in the distance tailing someone to a red light. He grabs the left turn lane flys through the red light while turning right. Now the pavement is nice and moist, and he is turning that car way too quick. And I call "hes going to spin out". Well I jinxed him. He turns, skids, over corrects, does a 180 but still going in the same direction and then we hear the sickening CRUNCH of back corner meeting the streetlight pole. So there a perfectly good civic munched up by some stupid wanna be bad ass. And given civics a bad name.
Moral: You know, its one thing to pull up to a light and have a friendly race on a straight empty road, not even speeding excessively. But all you new driving retarded f@wkers out there need to stay at home and ride the bus if you want transportation. Quit endangering lives and smashing up perfectly nice cars.
