what’s the quickest way to get to hawaii?

[anfrey]

http://notalwaysright.com/first-ocean-to-the-right-then-straight-on-til-drowning/1823

Me: “How can I help you today, sir?”

Man: “What’s the quickest way to get to Hawaii?”

Me: “…probably via Vancouver International Airport.”

Man: “What?”

Me: “Look, I’m sorry, I’m not actually a travel agent. I can put you in touch with someone who can book you a flight–”

Man: “I don’t wanna fly there! I could’ve done that from Seattle! I’m going to drive.”

Me: “Over more than twenty-five hundred miles of ocean?”

Man: “You can’t fool me. I know it’s not that far. Besides, it’s much cheaper to fly there through the Canadian part of America.”

Me: “…no, Canada’s not–”

Man: “I’m gonna report you for being unhelpful, missy. Now give me god**** directions to Hawaii if you don’t want your a** fired.”

Me: “Turn left on to any pier you come across, and then drive straight on - you’ll get there eventually, and don’t worry about the water. You can probably sue for damages.”

(Amazingly, he left, perfectly happy with my directions to essentially drown himself.)

 

[roaddogg3034]

i just typed it into google maps, and it told me to kayak to hawaii... thats bullshit, i dont kayak.

 

[anfrey]

roflmao!! wtf?!

 

[eskateboarding7]

LOL that's hilarious. ^ ^ ^

 

[R3dline]

lmao if you kayaked to hawaii , you would be one tired mother f**ker

 

[roaddogg3034]

how the hell do you kayak across the pacific ocean...

 

[Zee]

Nothing wrong with kayaking, exercise is always good in my book

 

[96swpdEK]

if you google directions from new york to london it tells you to swim across the atlantic

EDIT: well it used to anyways, for some reason its telling me it cannot calcuate those directions anymore

 

[silver booolet]

just drive over the bridge....

 

[Chris.]

no matter which way you send yourself to hawaii... it keeps saying kayak from seattle.

even going from LA... and dutch harbor AK..

from dutch harbor... it makes you drive all the way back to seattle then kayak


lol! take you a little over 6 months to walk to sydney aus

 

[Chris.]

all i gotta say is... you better brush up on your kayaking.

 

[Kswest]

my arms hurt even thinking about it

 

[Chris.]

dude i couldnt even do the walking part... f**k the kayaking... id hook a line to a tanker or something

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Why the hell do they want you to go to the tip of the US to go to Hawaii?

 

[Kswest]

hey i dont blame them, seattle is win.

 

[roaddogg3034]

hey i dont blame them, seattle is win.

its the last city you would visit, among the living.

 

[Kswest]

its the last city you would visit, among the living.

In the situation that google provided, you are absolutely right. Though i'm sure if you actually kayaked out of seattle you may get caught in the tide and flushed down to olympia...

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

Or worse. CALIFORNIA WATER!

 

[ej8arm]

lol im tellin you people just get dumer by the day!!!!

 

[Chris.]

Or worse. CALIFORNIA WATER!

oh noes! not the california water! anything but that... i heard the seagulls dont even make it