Your Strangest Dream Ever?

Alpha.kx

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I just woke up after a dream trying to fight off clowns and tigers using swords made of American flags. :crazy:
 

jokenfu

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someone rang the door bell and when i went to check through the peep hole no one was there...in my dream it was around 2 or 3am. so when i turned around a hand went through the small glass window and grabbed me by the neck...i woke up sweating
 


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My mom and dad fighting over a dented frying pan. :what: It's like I never moved out. :lol:
 

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fighting off a riot or something at walmart with guitar guns. i forget exactly been too long
 


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Driving a Kia Sportage in Spain looking for a ancient book so my friend and I could change this guy's wife from a fish back into a woman...dreams are bizarre
 

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Driving a Kia Sportage in Spain looking for a ancient book so my friend and I could change this guy's wife from a fish back into a woman...dreams are bizarre
Just use the wunder boner to get her back! :bluelol:
 

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Haven't had any dreams since 1998...
 

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I was really young when I had it, and I was on an ironing bored in a child car seat being tickled by a wolf in a beige trench coat.

No lie.
 

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I was really young when I had it, and I was on an ironing bored in a child car seat being tickled by a wolf in a beige trench coat.

No lie.
u cant make up stuff like that :rotflmfao:
 

squiblycivic

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last night i dreamed i could only do a 360 on my snowboard. and i was doing it off every possible thing at the mountain, non stop.
 

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i had a sex dream but all the nipples were red dots like they had chicken pox or a big fat zit as a nipple
 

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I had a dream last night that I was in a house with 2 other random strangers. There were people in the front yard killing people with knives. I guess, having been a dream, I had already knew the "rules" to the game. Apparently it was a survival horror thing and we had to survive in the house while those people tried killing us. I was going to the bathroom and turned the corner and got stabbed so I took a shotgun and blew the person's head off. The other dude with me helped me clean up the mess. When I looked at my stab wound it was a sliver of glass. So the knife turned into glass haha. WEIRD.
 

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killed my parents......
 

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Being executed on the chair. I really felt it. The shock woke me up to find my sheets wrapped around my neck. Weird!
 

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I've had some CRAZY f**kin dreams but can't remember most of them. When I was little I use to sleep walk and my parents had to put bells on the front door. One night she found me roaming around outside in the middle of our street. No clue how long I was out there. Not even shittin you

Whats even more weird is that I have the same exact dream about once a year. and it should be coming up soon:shock:
 

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I always have dreams of the world ending. I should remember them and write a book about them. Isn't that how the best movies come up? lol
 

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this is what people gets when on DDDDRRRRUUUUUGGGGGSSSSSS
 

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It was a little overcast real windy and erie out. Some friends and I were driving on some road in the middle of nowhere. It was all flat land and then we started getting to an area with more hills and trees. We came to an intersection. And there were a bunch of other motorists at each end, but nobody took turns going. They all just sat there. Then I saw all of them looking up at in the sky with fear. I then heard Helicopters, then started seeing some flying above. Every minute, they started getting closer to land and closer to our cars. One, across a field started loosing control because it was real windy.

All of the copters started flipping and stalling and going haywire due to the heavy winds. One crashed right in front of our SUV and the blades started ripping up the ground and debree was flying everywhere. A large piece of the blade flew towards our windshield and wizzed into the car and killed one of my friends right before my eyes. I got out and so did everyone else and started running away, I then look into the sky and the helicopters looked to be giving birth to F16 Fighter jets or something, until the sky was full of jets and copters. Then I woke up.....and was late for work.
 


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