i HATE my neighbor!

si-freak

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eh... i friggin HATE my neighbor she has to be like the biggest B***h in the world.

ok so i live in a apartment complex and and we have are lil assigned parking spots and what not.
anyways.
to start out with shes a friggin cop.
second she has 2 cars so what she does is park them on both sides of my spot. as close to the line as she can get. so im like friggin squeezing my lil 2 door coupe into the spot,and slipping out the door i can barley even open my car door to the first friggin notch. i mean seriously she just does it to be a b***h she has plenty of room to park closer to the curb.

but i sware if i find one scratch on my car from her. you wont be seeing any post from me for a loong loong time.

so does anyone else have a problem like this?
 

Kaotic_Zeus

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get in through the moonroof.
 


vjf915

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Nope, I live in a house homie.
Good luck, maybe complain to the landlord????????
 

DirtyD

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If you havfe a HOA you're set, if not complain to the landlord.
 


si-freak

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Nope, I live in a house homie.
Good luck, maybe complain to the landlord????????
tried it she told me that she COULDEN'T do anything about it because seh was in teh lines.
i told her that was B.S and hung up
 

si-freak

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If you havfe a HOA you're set, if not complain to the landlord.
i do have a HOA but the said there s nothing they can do .

i told them that was B.S im not paying 300 a month and i cant even get ini my damm car comfortably
 

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Respectfully talk to her about her parking. Ask her nicely to be a good neighbor and leave some space

and then

Get there before her.
Crowd the line on her driver's side.
 

Beelzebubba

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She's doing it on purpose then.



two words:

roofing nails.


They prop right up under the tire and then wiggle their way ot when it rains
 

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I agree with beezlebubba, try talking to her respectfully and intelligently about barely being able to get out of your door. Maybe she has a side to her story, the spots seem pretty tiny.

If all else fails complain to the hoa until they can assign you an empty spot.

edit: roofing nails work too :rolf:
 

si-freak

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She's doing it on purpose then.



two words:

roofing nails.


They prop right up under the tire and then wiggle their way ot when it rains
oh yeah i came to that conclusioin a few months ago..
but hum....... roofing nails,?

explain more please =)
 

si-freak

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I agree with beezlebubba, try talking to her respectfully and intelligently about barely being able to get out of your door. Maybe she has a side to her story, the spots seem pretty tiny.

If all else fails complain to the hoa until they can assign you an empty spot.


haha nope tryed that to. i even offered to wash that hoess car
still nothing
she told me NO! she dosent want me touching her car.

she just a pure B***h
 

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I guess some cops like taking advantage of their "authority". Reminds me of the movie out right now.

Take pictures on different days of her car on the line.
Complain to the land-lord.
If landlord doesnt do anything about it, tell him you will take it up further with the law.










or
Give some punk kid $20 to take the air out of her tires.
 

Black Magic

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Some people just take pleasuring in being asses and giving others a hard time. people will be people. just dont be a prick and she'll probably back off after a while when you show her that it doesn't bother you.
 

vjf915

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f**k that s**t, Id say open your door really hard and smash the f**k out of her mini van, b***h cant do anything.
 

si-freak

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this always works
Some people just take pleasuring in being asses and giving others a hard time. people will be people. just dont be a prick and she'll probably back off after a while when you show her that it doesn't bother you.
f**k that s**t, Id say open your door really hard and smash the f**k out of her mini van, b***h cant do anything.

and bang the hell out of my car?

or should i get a rental car and do it =)
 

oddeb707

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try dicking her down

that'll loosen her up
 


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