new to relationshits?

[dank24]

I will pay you if you put it in her ass on accident, for her first time. but you have to keep going at it hard

 

[Matt.]

poppin boners happen the first few times you hang out with girls till you get some sex, then normally you get use to it and it just stops.

 

[96swpdEK]

I will pay you if you put it in her ass on accident, for her first time. but you have to keep going at it hard

x2. but that will be hard to judge. i would say pics or it didnt happen, buuuttt that would be child porn.....

 

[dank24]

x2. but that will be hard to judge. i would say pics or it didnt happen, buuuttt that would be child porn.....

this is true

VIP? lmfao

 

[96swpdEK]

this is true

VIP? lmfao

word. cops would never be able to gain access....

but neither would i haha

 

[franklin-hid]

this is true

VIP? lmfao

hmmmmmmmmm


pics or it didnt happen....no 1 asked for necked pics....lol....so its ok..hahahahha..myspace "like" pics are OK...just dont spill the beans on her age..lets us use our imagination...hahaa

 

[vjf915]

Holy s**t Dank, Im f**kin laughing my ass off!!!!
though, I will pay up too.

 

[dank24]

At your age your seamen are not fully developed. So don't even wear a condom, they tear easily. It takes a few times to get her preggers

 

[Evan.]

Anal butt sex.

 

[ryanM]

Anal butt sex.

anal bum cover?

 

[Schenck]

Dude bro, if she thinks thats weird then she is not worth it. If anything she should b turned on by it, girls love it

 

[96swpdEK]

Dude bro, if she thinks thats weird then she is not worth it. If anything she should b turned on by it, girls love it

yea, girls love it when you get a boner just from hugging them

 

[connies96hatchie]

yea, girls love it when you get a boner just from hugging them

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?

 

[Evan.]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?

it's just a flashlight damnit. We are trying to keep you safe, that's all.

Safe from other guys so we can get you preggo!

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Compression Shorts may help...

 

[civic2nv]

lmfao @ this thread.

 

[Schenck]

Compression Shorts may help...

haha Compression shorts that's funny never thought about that

 

[ScratchNSniff]

haha Compression shorts that's funny never thought about that

I did...

 

[JohnS.]

Diffuser holes all over the car will give you plenty of options

 

[Shiznit]

hahahaha omg best thread ever. im contemplating making it a sticky. get it sticky? huh huh