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This might be my favorite CC thread ever.
This might be my favorite CC thread ever.
Zombie Survival Plan... Best place to go
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techincally no.. because of the dead part. but they would be able to sense movement and have good hearing. Unless there from the infection of 28 Days later or I AM LEGEND, there not zombies though, just infected humans.
best thread ever! i would just load a whole bunch of sniper rifles in an air balloon and travel the world. sniping zombie or innocent people every time i land.......... i may do this anyway w/ or without zombies.
s**t, dude! I lauhed so hard my wife thought I lost it!
I'm still sticking with Wal mart, until something better comes along. I can even park a couple of vehicles in the garage part have new tires and oil changes all hooked up and ready to roll. I'd drive whatever, too. I don't even care. One f**king car breaks down I'll jack another from some house or lot because NOONE WILL BE THERE!!
HELLO CARS I CAN"T AFFORD!!!!Imagine running over squishy bodied zombies in a f**king Porsche or something else fairly exotic.
Or getting your hands on the bad ass vehicles you see driving around because you know FULL WELL that all those douchebags with the 500 thousand dollar cars don't have a Zombie Apocalypse plan
well along with going to chuck norris's house..must buy myself a mustang, get a cool dog, and for sure im gonna stay away from the zombie's gf's..dont want them hunt'n me down
although i heard zombie girls are quite irresistable
although i heard zombie girls are quite irresistable
All the roads will be clogged with cars from dipshits panicking and trying to evacuate. You won't be going anywhere on the road.
Oh, its not dieing off. Its a word day and I've got the internet, the real expert (self proclaimed) is back in the game.
To the poster about gay zombies (noob)
Less talk about gay zombies or just read the whole post noob, you can still get infected if you have butt secks with a zombie.
Yep, I don't think they smell blood. I think they have heightened sense, like sound and motion detection, because they always see the slightest movements in the movies.^^
that's so gross. i have this visual of rotting flesh sloughing off while she's doing it... ugh... i think it made myself feel sick...
... how would a zombie smell blood? they're not vampires.they're dead people...
Thats exactly right. Get away from the zombies, don't go after them. Trust me, I am sure there will be plenty for everyone on the way to where ever you plan on hiding out at
Someone that finally is thinking long term, not short term.
Don't these guys realize that within a month there would be no electricity, no fuel, and very little supplies. Everything would be marshal law and its not like all the gas stations are going to be abandoned. After the first wave of zombies, people are going to start rationing and collecting supplies. The barter system would take over and you better have something to offer.
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^to the wilderness post, i would have to disagree, what if zombies just happen to wonder out into the woods.. MORE chances your ass is f**ked because in the wilderness, there will be other animals and life form out there, and how are you to hide, when zombies can hide just as well.. all those trees and plants and noises out there, you wouldnt even notice if zombie walks near and tears you a new a*****e.
i anticipate that the majority of people will initially flock to populated areas to hoard supplies. they'll get stuck in the city limits as the zombies begin breaching, and it will basically be a manslaughter-genocide for the first week or so. after some time has passed and everyone within the city has been killed the zombies will need to move on to find more victims, slowly vacating the city. suddenly the city is a goldmine again for supplies so survivors that were hiding out in the boonies begin taking recon trips into the city to gather guns, ammo, fuel, food. the zombies will most likely catch on to the survivors' camps which will keep them on the move, like indians hunting buffalo.. we are the buffalo.
all the while im sipping bacardi on the deck of a 1000' cruise ship, basking in the sun listening to the screams of the idiots on the mainland that thought a walmart would be a safe place to bunker down
all the while im sipping bacardi on the deck of a 1000' cruise ship, basking in the sun listening to the screams of the idiots on the mainland that thought a walmart would be a safe place to bunker down
come enjoy the mini golf or the casino anytime
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will do.come enjoy the mini golf or the casino anytime
Again where my M113 will come in handy
I'll have to go around the semis but cars? No problem
You know, assuming I can actually get one from a National Guard Armory. If I don't get my ass zombie munched on the way there.
Everybody keeps repeating M4 for distance.
It's still a .223. I'd rather use a scoped Winchester .308. A .308 has a lot more mass. The bullet will be exploding their brains out of a softball size hole in the back of their skull long before they hear the report.Keep a mini Uzi for close quarters stuff. I'd have to carry a lot of 9mm ammo though.
If I was on top of the Super Wal-Mart? A .22LR would be nice.
Another problem with the cruise ship? You will eventually have to put in to port for re-supply.
You are going to find very hungry zombies hanging out on the docks or very paranoid survivors who will seize your ship and quarantine your ass.
Which brings me to my original post. I'm telling you guys, my hideout is failproof.
As for me, I think I would live in a cave somewhere in the mountains. I could build a gate guarding the entrance, and of course that's the only way in or out so no sneaky zombies for me.As for weapons, I would grab a rifle w/ scope, shotgun, and a basic handgun with a shitload of ammo for them at a gun shop while I was escaping. As for food, living in the mountains surrounded by wilderness, I wouldn't have to worry about food or water, or firewood.
Can I ride the cloud? You have to be pure of heart to ride, right?