Regis & Kelly Show

[JohnS.]

Good evenin' folks! Welcome to the Regis & Kelly show!

Stay tuned for some updates!

 

[Puma]

It's official. I'm not having your gay babies. :puke:

 

[JohnS.]

Oh please. You want this. We've been over this already.

 

[JohnS.]

Kelly's being a party pooper and posting absurdly slow, causing me to nod off in my chair, so that's all for tonight. You can blame her.

tt4n!

 

[Puma]

You better ship yourself w/ that package you're sending me then too.

 

[JohnS.]

Oh there she is....

I'm asian but I'm not THAT small. I could ship my penis but that's about it.

 

[Puma]

#facepalm

I meant that send your WHOLE SELF!!! You're lacking the Smart Gene tonight Lover

 

[Billy.]

 

[JohnS.]

Good morning clubcivic!

#facepalm

I meant that send your WHOLE SELF!!! You're lacking the Smart Gene tonight Lover

Box is too small lover. Look who's lacking the smart gene nao. lolz. And I was tired. Come at me bro.


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[Puma]

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh, yeaaa...

Shaddup! You know I was all hyper and happy and yet a little tired at once last night.

 

[JohnS.]

True dat. What time did you end up falling asleep at?

I'm exhausted. Decided to come in an hourly early.

And my foot still hurts. So now I'm walking on the front half of my left foot, causing my toes to cramp up and hurt and also causing my right calf to tense up and hurt a bit. There is no winning.


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[Puma]

I dunno...1130 or so? I kept waking up though b/c I couldn't silence my phone due to the weather system call I was anticipating through the district.

Eww, you has germie freak foot now. AAaahhhahahaha a gimp short ayshun. OMG take a vid of you walking!!!

 

[JohnS.]

I dunno...1130 or so? I kept waking up though b/c I couldn't silence my phone due to the weather system call I was anticipating through the district.

Eww, you has germie freak foot now. AAaahhhahahaha a gimp short ayshun. OMG take a vid of you walking!!!

That sucks. How are the roads? Not as bad as you anticipated I assume.

lololol hater. I am gimpy . Not allowed to do cameras or anything inside work. HA


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[Puma]

Roads are absolutely fine, but I did find a parking lot that hadn't been plowed so I played and hurt my car. LOL!!!

You have a 3g...small phone. Prop it up and take videoooooooooo

 

[JohnS.]

Roads are absolutely fine, but I did find a parking lot that hadn't been plowed so I played and hurt my car. LOL!!!

You have a 3g...small phone. Prop it up and take videoooooooooo

Haha. Yesterday I turned into the work parking lot and ebraked once for a small turn but it ended up being more ice than show so I ended up wiping out. AND there's a security camera. Totally did not mean to wipe out.

Nahhh I'm good. It's a small gimp. Nothin worth laughing about.


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[Puma]

Stinky feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ImportFan1]

What is this nonsense?

 

[Puma]

F*ck if I know..John told me he made it. All I know is we're referred to as Regis and Kathy Lee.

 

[JohnS.]

Marks jelly.

And my foot still hurts to walk on. Gimpy ayshun! And I'm using a power pallet jack right now hauling ass trying to move 25 pallets. Fun!!!


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[crash!]

I feel like this thread is just a public conversation between you two. Haha


OMG WHEN ARE WE HAVING A THREE WAY CALL AGAIN?