WTF is wrong with you? Can you not accept that people can acquire things that you seem to not be able to? I don't know what garage he keeps it in, or even what building he lives in. I see him about 3 times a week; either driving by while he's getting gas, or sometimes I hear him as he drives past my townhouse.
Sorry my apartment complex is so big, and every building has garage parking available. I'm not going to start trying to get into controlled access buildings that share garages and be THAT creeper. I'll stick to my building and private garages.