f**k I hit my girlfriend today...I feel like s**t

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I hit my girlfriend today.. wow I feel like such s**t. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell you guys what happened.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
Heres a picture of my kitchen floor



She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

Picture of my kitchen wall



We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..


My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought " yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
 

bizoneoeh

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:bluelol:
 


tonyM

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this coming from the rick roll guy. Youre so full of s**t, you got me at first!..... lol, good one though!
 


somejaykid

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:popcorn: ssssooooo where the f**k is the pics of say girlfriend.
 

JohnS.

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Now you have to go punch a girl for real and take a picture.
 

Shaaaft

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I swear I've heard this same story on so many different forum sites... Still gets me everytime
 

Mr. Lin

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wtf is wrong with ppl from tucson?
 

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Sucks it was a joke ,if it was real id tell her to get a rag and get back in the f**king kitchen and make me a sandwich
 

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when i saw who posted this.. and then saw "girlfriend" i kind of assumed it was BS at that point.. LOL
 

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So i copied this thread in one of my miata forums and it got deleted due to poor taste lol
 


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