how do you break an awkward silence
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Fart really loud!
Well I don't know how to brake an awkward silence... I know how to break one though. Don't let it get awkward in the first place 
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Usually you say something like "So!....". Then people will either laugh and the conversation will continue on, look at you like you're an alien, or look at you like you're special ed. I believe that being able to carry on or start a conversation with someone requires a certain level of skill. I used to incredibly shy. People would say hi to me and all I would reply back with is "hi". Not, "hi, how are you?" or "it's good to see you again!" or ask them about something they said they were going to do, etc. I still am shy and sometimes have trouble keeping a conversation going with someone, but I'm a million times better than I used to be. I'll actually talk now.
Same goes with men and hand shaking. 9 out of 10 kids/teenage boys hands I shake these days, their handshake is so damn weak. Pathetic. Feels like I'm saying hi to a girl.
.Usually you say something like "So!....". Then people will either laugh and the conversation will continue on, look at you like you're an alien, or look at you like you're special ed. I believe that being able to carry on or start a conversation with someone requires a certain level of skill. I used to incredibly shy. People would say hi to me and all I would reply back with is "hi". Not, "hi, how are you?" or "it's good to see you again!" or ask them about something they said they were going to do, etc. I still am shy and sometimes have trouble keeping a conversation going with someone, but I'm a million times better than I used to be. I'll actually talk now.
Same goes with men and hand shaking. 9 out of 10 kids/teenage boys hands I shake these days, their handshake is so damn weak. Pathetic. Feels like I'm saying hi to a girl.
by spelling break correctly.
^ ooooo burn!
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If there is a silence it's becuase the person your with has nothing intelligent to say,it's best if they just dont talk!!
"I like tits" works every time
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like this;
throw on some shitty pads, car with screech like no ones business.
throw on some shitty pads, car with screech like no ones business.
While in a packed elevator
I did it once and I was laughing my ass off quietly.
just start beatin it
The best is to put all the windows up in your car, with a full load of people inside. Turn the child safety locks on, turn the heater all the way up and then rip a fat smelly fart!While in a packed elevator
I did it once and I was laughing my ass off quietly.
Get her in a hot steamy shower and THEN fart.
Then you jump out of the shower and throw it on full cold.
Works every time.
Then you jump out of the shower and throw it on full cold.
Works every time.
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especially if Im with friends, and theres a "lull in the conversation", i just start drooling on myself and turn on my cripple arms.
i wait until they look away before i start, and when they look back, we have something to talk about.
(worst part is, ask my buddis i hangout with, and they'll all swear to it.
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i wait until they look away before i start, and when they look back, we have something to talk about.
(worst part is, ask my buddis i hangout with, and they'll all swear to it.
)I do that to my wife all the time.The best is to put all the windows up in your car, with a full load of people inside. Turn the child safety locks on, turn the heater all the way up and then rip a fat smelly fart!