Well guys,
i just got home from work and on my way home i had a fun experience. This is really relevant its just i drive a 7th gen civic so its close enough. If you dont care its all good just alittle fun reading material. Well im driving home and i stop at 7/11. Pick up some cheetos a drink and some ice cream. Im driving home and im just thinking. There happens to be this chick i like at work and she is incredible like nice, pretty and whatnot. And im thinking wow man u know im such a good guy and nothing goes my way. And maybe 5 seconds after i think that a skunk starts crossing the road i could really see it my fogs are sittin at home on my counter good thing they arent in yet, so i break relatively good because it happend quick, well my drink spills, cheetos on the floor, ice cream on the floor i left off the break alittle to try to pick some stuff up i drift off the friggin road so i sit back up and i go to hit my accelerator and steer to get back on the road well im just sliding around the side of the road like a jackass and my engine is just roaring so a couple seconds later i realize my knee hit and threw my car in neutral. And now im hear eating whats left, hope my stupidity caused a couple of laughs.
i just got home from work and on my way home i had a fun experience. This is really relevant its just i drive a 7th gen civic so its close enough. If you dont care its all good just alittle fun reading material. Well im driving home and i stop at 7/11. Pick up some cheetos a drink and some ice cream. Im driving home and im just thinking. There happens to be this chick i like at work and she is incredible like nice, pretty and whatnot. And im thinking wow man u know im such a good guy and nothing goes my way. And maybe 5 seconds after i think that a skunk starts crossing the road i could really see it my fogs are sittin at home on my counter good thing they arent in yet, so i break relatively good because it happend quick, well my drink spills, cheetos on the floor, ice cream on the floor i left off the break alittle to try to pick some stuff up i drift off the friggin road so i sit back up and i go to hit my accelerator and steer to get back on the road well im just sliding around the side of the road like a jackass and my engine is just roaring so a couple seconds later i realize my knee hit and threw my car in neutral. And now im hear eating whats left, hope my stupidity caused a couple of laughs.
She's one of my coworkers and she is incredible: nice, pretty and smart. I'm thinking to myself (and not paying attention to the road!), "Damn. I'm such a good guy and *still* nothing seems to go my way." 
I start to get back on the road. To top it off, my engine is roaring for no apparent reason......then I realize my big fat knee nudged the shifter threw my car in neutral.