McDonald's hamburgers lure naked man off downtown communications tower

[RonJ]

McDonald's hamburgers lure naked man off communications tower

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/mcdonalds-hamburger-lured-naked-man-off-downtown-tower.html

Cliff notes:
Man climbs tall tower and informs authorities that he will come down if they give him McDonalds hamburgers.

Me personally, I would have requested a better meal.

 

[ImportFan1]

wow...

 

[JCwidow]

lol

 

[itsmycookie]

 

[RonJ]

Nice touch cookieboy.

 

[emerican]

thats so crazy lol if your gonna request food to come down at least go all out.

 

[RonJ]

thats so crazy lol if your gonna request food to come down at least go all out.

I agree. That dumb dude's maneuver was one step away from the last meal of a death row inmate.

 

[itsmycookie]

they put people like that in jail for our tax dollars to pay for. i say let them jump. or lets discretely misplace people like that.

 

[RonJ]

they put people like that in jail for our tax dollars to pay for. i say let them jump. or lets discretely misplace people like that.

Maybe a few cheap burgers and some medicine to treat his psychological disorder are cheaper than jail?

 

[connies96hatchie]

I'm going to climb on top of Capital Grille and demand their best filet mignon or porterhouse.

 

[RonJ]

I'm going to climb on top of Capital Grille and demand their best filet mignon or porterhouse.

The knucklehead in the picture certainly would have benefited by some advice from you.

 

[mymmeryloss]

Id ask for more beer...

 

[connies96hatchie]

The knucklehead in the picture certainly would have benefited by some advice from you.

Of course I rather be clothed and declare until there was a cure for cancer I wouldn't come down. Promise some steaks and I can be lured down.

 

[Blood_Shot]

Think he actually got eat it?

I can hear it now..."no pickles! For every pickle I find Im going to kill myself!"

 

[TigBitties]

i would of asked for hot wings and a beer

 

[JDM_COUPE94]

he REALLY wanted a free burger, lol!!

 

[joe7987]

I hate this thread... because I crave a burger every time I see the title. (/personal problem)

 

[ImportFan1]

I hate this thread... because I crave a burger every time I see the title. (/personal problem)

After eating as healthy as I have for the past few months I can't stand them any more. Anything that is really greasy or unhealthy will cause chaos on my stomach.

 

[joe7987]

Don't get me wrong... I won't enjoy it afterwards... but that doesn't stop me from wanting it.

I used to have 3-4 sodas a day and McDonalds 3-4 times a week. My freshman year of college, I quit soda and fast food cold turkey. After 4 years, I had it under control and so allowed myself to get it once every now and then. 3 years later, I stick by that... every now and then I can have it (usually once or twice a month). Still tastes good going down, but I'm never happy afterwards, not since I fully quit.

 

[RonJ]

I wonder if hamburger boy has received romantic date requests from girls who dig the naked cell tower look.