true story: this girl called me to f*ck... i went outside to meet her, she was getting arrested a few apt. buildings down...
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sounds like you picked a winner
I used to work in a pharmacy and we got fake prescriptions from dumb asses all the time. One particularly shady customer had a prescription for an unusually high amount of Lorcets. She walks in all nonchalant, says shes paying cash and only wants half right now and to hold the rest till next week. The Pharmacist is currently on the phone with the doctor the woman supposedly got her Rx from, looks at the prescription, and steps in the back for a second. A line at the counter is starting to form including a county cop and some random sketchy motherfucker. Maybe two seconds after the pharmacist steps back to the counter, the cop's radio calls out for an attempted prescription forgery at the drug store. Woman freaks out and turns to go out of the store, but gets sees the cop right in her face.
Sucks to be her.It was cool to watch. Probably not for her though, it was a big scene.
Haha. I work at a grocery store while I'm going to school here and we get dumbass criminals all the time. Some dude stole some vitamins and security chased him into the parking lot where the dude tripped over a small chain thing and ate s**t like you wouldn't believe. Rude awakening with the law, and the ground I suppose.
Imagine having to explain that in jail. What a tard.
What was his name?..
I bet it was something like Tyrese, DeAndre, Devonte or something like that!
haha ya ya whats his name blah blah...shes been in one of my classes all semester and last class i said we should do something and she said "you"? so thats how i got her to come over, until she got stopped by the police/campus safety? dumb bimbo....
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