Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
- Thread starter GooseS2000
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^^damn thats funny
lol f**king awesome
me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Who the hell
Fail.
her: Who the hell
Fail.
Mark 1:11am
ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Leah 1:11am
AHAHHHA
whenever you want baby boo
ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Leah 1:11am
AHAHHHA
whenever you want baby boo
Parker (me): "When you gonna let me tap that?"
Katie: "Haha are you joking?"
Katie: "Haha are you joking?"
Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Say what!?!
Me: lol
Her: Mark, are you drunk?
Her: Say what!?!
Me: lol
Her: Mark, are you drunk?
Extremely.
HAHAHA! That made my day for work .
her: hahah yeah i think so. and now i know what imo means... even better.
me: true
her: i feel like i know things now
me: like what else?
her: well just imo but still
me: you know what dtf stands for?
her: I know what that means
me: I don't think you do
her: down to f**k
me: so are you?
her: haha i think you know the answer
OH!
me: true
her: i feel like i know things now
me: like what else?
her: well just imo but still
me: you know what dtf stands for?
her: I know what that means
me: I don't think you do
her: down to f**k
me: so are you?
her: haha i think you know the answer
OH!
this is one of the funniest things all day
here's mine
me: when can i tap that?
her: ?
me: when?
her: tap what?
me: ur vag
her: pick me up at 6 30 and ill be ready by 635
me: haha ur cool
her: im too cool. ur horny?
me: kinda it's this thing on the forum ill show u later
her: haha so i had a good reaction? Is this on ur civic forum?
me: yes, can i put it in ur butt?
her: that would be a negative. u know what will happen if u try!
me: ok no butt
here's mine
me: when can i tap that?
her: ?
me: when?
her: tap what?
me: ur vag
her: pick me up at 6 30 and ill be ready by 635
me: haha ur cool
her: im too cool. ur horny?
me: kinda it's this thing on the forum ill show u later
her: haha so i had a good reaction? Is this on ur civic forum?
me: yes, can i put it in ur butt?
her: that would be a negative. u know what will happen if u try!
me: ok no butt
me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: >_<
me: seriously though, when?
her: tap that as in help me put headlights in?
me: wtf? no? I mean beat them guts up.
her: what part of 'I have a boyfriend' did you miss the last time you asked me this??
me: oh....yah...
her: so you still wanna help put my headlights in?
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: >_<
me: seriously though, when?
her: tap that as in help me put headlights in?
me: wtf? no? I mean beat them guts up.
her: what part of 'I have a boyfriend' did you miss the last time you asked me this??
me: oh....yah...
her: so you still wanna help put my headlights in?
You should grab her tits anyways cause those are her headlightsme: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: >_<
me: seriously though, when?
her: tap that as in help me put headlights in?
me: wtf? no? I mean beat them guts up.
her: what part of 'I have a boyfriend' did you miss the last time you asked me this??
me: oh....yah...
her: so you still wanna help put my headlights in?
lmao at "oh yah"
dont talk about it, be about it!lol i think i should try this
i tried again today...
me:so when you gonna let me beat those?
her:shutup!
her:i think heather might let you tho
ive got a lead!!
EDIT:
me:so when are you gonna let me f**k?
her:never, im a lady!
me:HAHA oook. how about make love?
her:not until were married.
me:
i think i just know all the wrong girls...
lol