Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[94civickid]

me- can i hit that??
her- idk...
me-what you mean idk
her-so i am guessing you want to
me-maybe
her-haha of course





me-so can i hit that
her-uh no lol
me-=? ok why not
her-cuz i have a boyfriend
me-shhhh i wont tell lol
her-i know but still im not like that
me-=(
her- sorry baby
me-at least some pix

 

[NIKE H34D]

pix for the normal girls thread FTW

 

[anfrey]

roflmao... "at least some pix"

 

[JerseyStrong]

lmfao

 

[Indy_Civic]

me:Hey
her:Heyy . Tell corey i tried to call back an the phone was busy . But whats up. ?
me:Chillin what r u up 2?
me:i gotta ask u something
her:Ask away.
me:Can I tap that?
her:Nope
me:
her:Wtf dude. Your retarted.
her: Dont act like you upset . Go find someone else who is easy . Cuz i am not easy.

 

[anfrey]

me:Hey
her:Heyy . Tell corey i tried to call back an the phone was busy . But whats up. ?
me:Chillin what r u up 2?
me:i gotta ask u something
her:Ask away.
me:Can I tap that?
her:Nope
me:
her:Wtf dude. Your retarted.
her: Dont act like you upset . Go find someone else who is easy . Cuz i am not easy.

roflmao!! hoosier chicks...

 

[EH2 GSR 7232]

Attempt 1 - My Ex Wife

Me: Hey
Her: WTF do YOU want?
Me: So um, yeah, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: f**k you dickhead!
Me: Yeah, I believe that was the question I asked
No response

Thirty minutes later

Her: You wanna come over?
Me: HAHA f**k no you crazy ass b***h!


Attempt 2 - My Girlfriend

Me: So, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Whats wrong, your ex didnt go for it?
Me: No, she did rofl
Her: Stupid b***h, Now get your ass back upstairs if you think your ready for round 2!

I'd say an all around sucess

 

[Big_Mull_Style]

Thirty minutes later

Her: You wanna come over?
Me: HAHA f**k no you crazy ass b***h!

lmfao win

 

[NYGraFFit1]

Texted 3 girl's, my ex (kinda still f**kin her so doesnt count), her cousin who's a Virgin, flirts with me ALOT & stay's telling me shes not ready tofuck till she find's the right guy. & last some girl i started talking to over FB about 2 week's ago.

Ex:
Me: Can i tap that?
Her:im kinda busy right now but come over tonight. i feel like imma go crazy ifi dont get some.

nothing new..


her Cousin:
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Honestly, I wouldn't mind right now, in already in bed. Your lucky it's you
Me: Don't play with my emotions.
Her: I'm not, im OD horny right now.
Me: hit me up tonight.
Her: Sure, you have a web cam?
Me: yea i do, you wanna show me something? =P

still waiting on a response...


The Girl From FB:
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: You read my mind
Me: Stop playing with my emotions...
Her: Id like to play with something else.


Holy s**t O.o this thread just guaranteed me 3 asses.

Legendary Thread FTMFW!

 

[s_crowley 17]

hahaaaa winnnn

 

[Tam4511]

rofl,
OP, u paintball? i didnt realiez that was pbnation till i scrolled up lol.

 

[Wolfy]

Me
ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that???

Jennie
WHAT?

Me
lmao

Jennie
Funny, you know who you talking to right? you are silly!! so you are almost back to Oki?


...f**k.

 

[AutoFanatik]

Me: Hey I have a question for ya
Her: Yeah?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Never after asking that question
Me: Doh

 

[AutoFanatik]

Me
hey i gotta question for you

Connie
shoot

Me
when you gonna let me tap that ass?

Connie
<__<

Me
im a busy man...i need answers

Connie
<__<

Me
yes or no sweetheart

Connie
>__>

Connie
I'm a girl. Sex and emotions go hand in hand. Until you prove worthy you ain't tapping it.

 

[ImportFan1]

Wait. Connie actually took that seriously?

 

[00_Civic_Si]

I just read this whole thread. I'm so doing this when some girls get on old ass aim.

 

[Robin...]

This thread rocks...

 

[00_Civic_Si]

aklpln34: (7:45:51 PM) Hey ashley!
“Ashley”: (7:46:52 PM) Im at a show. I'll talk to you later dear.
aklpln34: (7:47:10 PM) Alright. get on your computer. I have to ask you something
“Ashley”: (7:47:44 PM) You can ask me now.
aklpln34: (7:47:57 PM) Nono, just get on when you get home. lol
“Ashley”: (7:58:35 PM) I wont be home until thursday.
aklpln34: (7:59:07 PM) Can I tap that?
“Ashley”: (7:59:27 PM) What..?
aklpln34: (7:59:44 PM) You read it right. yes or no?
“Ashley”: (8:02:55 PM) Uh.. no.
aklpln34: (8:03:35 PM) Damn.

Faaaak.

 

[vjf915]

Me
hey i gotta question for you

Connie
shoot

Me
when you gonna let me tap that ass?

Connie
<__<

Me
im a busy man...i need answers

Connie
<__<

Me
yes or no sweetheart

Connie
>__>

Connie
I'm a girl. Sex and emotions go hand in hand. Until you prove worthy you ain't tapping it.

Me
wen u gunna let me tap dat?

Connie
Okay brian

Me
Huh?

Connie
Brian asked me that earlier.

Me
Okay lets go through this again. When you gonna let me tap that?

Connie
Tonight before bed in the shower.

 

[98civb18c]

Me: Hey, what's up?
Her: Just got home.
Me: Okay, I got a serious question.
Her: What?
Me: Well i've got a school experiment, and I need to know - can I tap that?
Her: Huh? Tap what?
Me: That fine ass of yours.
Her: Hahahaha.
Me: I'll be over @ 8.
Her:

First one FTW.

Dude your the f**king MAN to begin with. thats cheating. s**t. If you asked me no way I could say no




Just did one to this chick I met while working at a night club.

Me: Hey
Her: I loooooove u
Me: Got a question for u babes.
Her: Yes?
Me: When ru going to let me tap that fine little ass?
Her: Lmao!!!
Me: Yes or No sweetheart <3
Her: i'm not the girl for u sorry!
Me: Who said it had to be a relationship?
Her: I'm not like that!!


damn hood rats.


Just went thru my contacts...

Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that???
Her: you could've had it last night after I blew you but you were too focused on yourself
Me: Sooo is that a yes or a no?
Her: your such a d**k

win.