I'm sending my ex a box of coal and a pile of dog s**t my neighbors left in the hallway. Along with his IRS papers taped to the coal.
I'm getting my hot lawyer friend drunk at a bar afterwork Friday night and a tripod.
My parents are getting a card and my presense.
My best friend Amanda is getting a pet frog.
And my local car buddies are all getting flashed.
I'm a cheap b***h.
I'm getting my hot lawyer friend drunk at a bar afterwork Friday night and a tripod.
My parents are getting a card and my presense.
My best friend Amanda is getting a pet frog.
And my local car buddies are all getting flashed.
I'm a cheap b***h.