You know you drive a Honda when...
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CDubs, I hate taking pictures. I just love the paint and shine of my civic rite now. Thought Id capture the moments and share with ya'll. Jeremy, totally. Hecz, hell ya
You know you drive a Honda(5th gen) when your needle is on empty but can still go for another 80+ miles.
You know you drive a Honda(5th gen) when your needle is on empty but can still go for another 80+ miles.
Or they just add watermarks so no one steals the pictures and posts them on other forums pretending it's theirs..
when your stock 4cylinder has as much of a compression ratio as a Z06 vette
this is getting added to my signatureEd[K*];3118274 said:
thisyou know you drive a honda when you get kids meals just to see what new thing you can hang from your tow hook..
my friend told me the other day to stop staring at my car because i was next to a window just like that
My friend said the same thing to me because I wouldn't look away.matty62
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i do that alot lol
97ek_coupe
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when your windows are down, and someone gets your car, you politely ask them not to slam the door...moments later, you hear the window pop out of its track. rage face.
when you lock your car, steering wheel, leave it in gear, and take out the injector clip, also hitting your kill switches, all while the car is "safe" in the garage.
when your car idles at a different speed every time you drive it.
when you go under an overpass, and you mash the gas.
when you get pulled over, you always think to yourself whether it is going to be ride height, exhaust, or usually, both.
when your mom reminds you that you have spent literally double than what you paid for the car, if not more.
when you take your 86 year old grandfather for a test drive and he is completely mindfucked that a car can rev past 5000 rpm.
when you stop and evaluate every single speedbump/shitty parking lot pavement job you encounter.
when you keep zip ties in the glovebox for the stupid front/rear bumper.
when you have extra IAC/MAP/and TPS sensors at home.
when someone is in your car, they hit the a/c button and wonder why it isnt working.
when you scrape mudflaps while turning normally.
when you dodge puddles like the plague.
when you have to make the car move forward slowly before being able to go into reverse.
when you fumble with the stupid reverse gear for 5 minutes because rolling forward is not an option.
when you turn the key over to start the car, you always, always, always think to yourself, "please start."
when you keep oil in your car, and use it on a regular basis.
when you just trade wheels with someone instead of buying new tires.
when you have wheel locks because there is a very real possibility that someone will steal your ls meshies.
when people call you crazy that you dont have power steering.
when you drive any other car that actually has power steering, you steer too much and miss your honda.
when you stop at 7/11 and wonder if you will still have a car when you return.
when non-honda drivers make fun of you for your car, and you just start thinking to yourself all the windy backroads you could be driving on with your street legal go kart.
when you get rev'd on by every single other car on the road, and you hate it.
when you see another honda in traffic you will catch up to it just to be near another one.
when another honda does the same to you^.
when you race yourself in a tunnel just to hear vtec.
sorry guys, im really bored and cant sleep:/ enjoy
when you lock your car, steering wheel, leave it in gear, and take out the injector clip, also hitting your kill switches, all while the car is "safe" in the garage.
when your car idles at a different speed every time you drive it.
when you go under an overpass, and you mash the gas.
when you get pulled over, you always think to yourself whether it is going to be ride height, exhaust, or usually, both.
when your mom reminds you that you have spent literally double than what you paid for the car, if not more.
when you take your 86 year old grandfather for a test drive and he is completely mindfucked that a car can rev past 5000 rpm.
when you stop and evaluate every single speedbump/shitty parking lot pavement job you encounter.
when you keep zip ties in the glovebox for the stupid front/rear bumper.
when you have extra IAC/MAP/and TPS sensors at home.
when someone is in your car, they hit the a/c button and wonder why it isnt working.
when you scrape mudflaps while turning normally.
when you dodge puddles like the plague.
when you have to make the car move forward slowly before being able to go into reverse.
when you fumble with the stupid reverse gear for 5 minutes because rolling forward is not an option.
when you turn the key over to start the car, you always, always, always think to yourself, "please start."
when you keep oil in your car, and use it on a regular basis.
when you just trade wheels with someone instead of buying new tires.
when you have wheel locks because there is a very real possibility that someone will steal your ls meshies.
when people call you crazy that you dont have power steering.
when you drive any other car that actually has power steering, you steer too much and miss your honda.
when you stop at 7/11 and wonder if you will still have a car when you return.
when non-honda drivers make fun of you for your car, and you just start thinking to yourself all the windy backroads you could be driving on with your street legal go kart.
when you get rev'd on by every single other car on the road, and you hate it.
when you see another honda in traffic you will catch up to it just to be near another one.
when another honda does the same to you^.
when you race yourself in a tunnel just to hear vtec.
sorry guys, im really bored and cant sleep:/ enjoy
97ek_coupe
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^^^^^^hahahahahaha, i do the same thing,
when you cover your expired inspection with your windshield wiper!(mines in the center of the winshield)
when you cover your expired inspection with your windshield wiper!(mines in the center of the winshield)
when your alarm is set to hyper sensitive mode...
slightly not by choice lol
slightly not by choice lol