__Official free *CHAT* thread__

[NIKE H34D]

lmao love where this thread is going

 

[EH2 GSR 7232]

dude i take shits in like 2.5 minutes literally. and i only take 2-3 shits per week; 4 if i've had a lot of oatmeal. how can you sit on a toilet for over 20 minutes ???

my ex wife used to get real pissed off at me when I discovered that I could close the bedroom door, keep the bathroom door open turn the tv sideways and watch tv while on the shitter. I loved it until the one day i was on there for so long my legs went numb... but seriously, watching tv/playing video games while on the shitter is great! you dont have to pause the game for a pee break or anything, your already there!
hmmm... maybe thats why shes my EX wife... lol

 

[Kswest]

This brought the lulz today for me

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/1453564192.html

 

[NYGraFFit1]

This brought the lulz today for me

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/1453564192.html

"Perfect for low rider"

 

[pmac193]

This brought the lulz today for me

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/1453564192.html

Give the guy a break, he's "ON URGE OF MONEY"

 

[Lopez619]

damn craigslist should offer spell check

 

[toneekay]

dude i take shits in like 2.5 minutes literally. and i only take 2-3 shits per week; 4 if i've had a lot of oatmeal. how can you sit on a toilet for over 20 minutes ???

On a good week, I'll average about 2-3 shits a day... It's only healthy. In a week, I'll probably s**t over 10+ times, I like to sit on there and push until everything gets out... Your 2.5 minutes of "shitting" is only relieving yourself of the waste in your rectorial guide (about a foot from your rectum inside); they're a lot more to push out, I just make sure I get the stuff out that I ate from the day before.........

 

[NYGraFFit1]

This thread is win.

 

[s_crowley 17]

2-3 shits a day?

Thats not right.. That seems like its too much.. i cant remember what a doctor on tv said about how many shits a guy is supposed to take a week/day and it definitely wasnt 2-3 a day..

 

[toneekay]

Okay I lied... Maybe in a day, I'll probably s**t only once, MAYBE twice... I'll only s**t more than that if I ate something spicey or sour together or something that you're just NOT suppose to be eating...

 

[Billy.]

^^ agreed with scrowley. seems like it would wear out your pooper. my pooper is nice and tight, can't even get 2 fingers up in there

 

[toneekay]

You've tried?

 

[Billy.]

nooooooooo

 

[toneekay]

I have to click this smiley since I don't know what it's called...



Okay now I know...

 

[s_crowley 17]

Billy, I was thinking sig quote but I dont want to ruin your reputation lmao

 

[Billy.]

i have a reputation? dayum! well thanks for helping me keep it nice and clean, unlike my right hand

 

[toneekay]

You mean the rim around your ass?

 

[s_crowley 17]

lol I have two infractions so im trying not to be an a*****e but im going to get a third sometime, its just going to happen.. some other girl is gunna come on here and be an attention whore and im going to tell her she is..

eh whatever

 

[Billy.]

You mean the rim around your ass?

lol I have two infractions so im trying not to be an a*****e but im going to get a third sometime, its just going to happen.. some other girl is gunna come on here and be an attention whore and im going to tell her she is..

eh whatever

i kinda want to start taking wagers on this

 

[s_crowley 17]

You think i can last on two infractions for a year? I bet I can