3 Word Stories

[JdmPrncss]

would stop laughing

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

and drink coffee

 

[JdmPrncss]

with the queen

 

[Kswest]

of new york

 

[JUNY]

that was black

 

[JdmPrncss]

and had purple

 

[NIKE H34D]

like a shitty

pile of poop

that came out

the ice cream

that exploded outward

in my pants

and ripped me

into chocolate kisses

like krispy kreme

all over his

rusty old honda

and glazed donuts

and heard music

neil young's "ohio"

while i squeezed

my nut in

your ex boss's

facial hair but

the left nostril

which he blew

it got in

on my pants

and he thought

"Why is this

so f**king green"

it smells like

old leftover tuna

and looks like

his girlfriend took

off her pants

and s**t on

the corner store

where she bought

a nice pair

of crack rocks

for three fifty

which ultimately burst

her new pipe

that was located

in her pussy

after several attempts

i nutted fire

and burned the

f**king house down

but it was

really you that

had cum on

the ponys back

so that he

would stop laughing

and drink coffee

with the queen

of new york

that was black

and had purple

 

[00_Civic_Si]

nipples while sucking

 

[JdmPrncss]

green gum drops

 

[JUNY]

that fell from

 

[defvayne]

blue sky above

 

[JUNY]

with superman flying

 

[JdmPrncss]

thru the ocean

 

[JUNY]

then batman jumped

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

on a stripper pole

 

[JUNY]

and robin danced

 

[Raabe]

with a boy

 

[JUNY]

and killed the

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

dj who played

 

[JUNY]

gucci mane cuz