Ummm, what the f*ck iTunes?

wtfh4xx

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Okay while browsing the EULA for iTunes because i was uber bored I came across this... NO BULLSHIT.

"You also agree you will not use these products for... the development, design, manufacture, or production of missles, or nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons."

What the F*ck?!? Are you serious? How am I gonna use iTunes to manufacture nuclear missles?

This is kinda like my dorm rooms waiver saying they arent responsible for "flood, electrocution, fire, or EXPLOSIONS". o.0
 

oc_civic

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thats pretty f**king funny
 


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Really covering their asses I guess :lol:

Guess Al-Qaida won't be listening to itunes while making their next IED :laugh:
 

dwack91

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ha ha ha ah ah ah oh now were being watched by homeland security
 


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Lmfao, I mean seriously. Maybe iTunes contains blueprinst for nuclear frequincies or something? o.0


I figer this makes up for my Rick-Roll. =p
 

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That's funny, but what's EULA?
End User License Agreement. By using the software you agree to everything it says. Usually basic stuff like you won't copy it or do illegal things with it.
 

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End User License Agreement. By using the software you agree to everything it says. Usually basic stuff like you won't copy it or do illegal things with it.
Usually... or you could apparently go nuke something up with it... o.0
 

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I laughed out loud and my mom looked at me funny.

Hahaha.
 

wtfh4xx

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Looks like iTUnes or Apple for that matter have some horrible skeletons in their closets....watch out next its going to be the iNuclearExplosive or iBomb for short. Maybe even a iUndergroundResearchFacility or iURF for short... who knows...scary.
Lmfao, iGenocide anyone? xD

Glad you liked it AmEj8
 

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everything apple makes is garbage im so sick of seeing that f**king ad for the phone on tv
 


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