Find where cop lives.
Sneak up one night, bash him in the head with a lead pipe.
Chop off his limbs
Chop off his fingers/toes
Now chop the fingers and toes into their sections
Burn the tips of each
Bash his mouth with the lead pipe a few times
Collect teeth in bag
Burn the corpse
Toss corpse in trunk
Drive a few hours away, occasionally opening teeth bag along the way to scatter the bits
Also throw a piece of burned carcus out every 20 miles or so
When there's nothing left, throw the pipe in the nearest lake or river
Burn the clothes you did this in
Speak nothing of it.
or just avoid doing dumb things when police are present.
Sneak up one night, bash him in the head with a lead pipe.
Chop off his limbs
Chop off his fingers/toes
Now chop the fingers and toes into their sections
Burn the tips of each
Bash his mouth with the lead pipe a few times
Collect teeth in bag
Burn the corpse
Toss corpse in trunk
Drive a few hours away, occasionally opening teeth bag along the way to scatter the bits
Also throw a piece of burned carcus out every 20 miles or so
When there's nothing left, throw the pipe in the nearest lake or river
Burn the clothes you did this in
Speak nothing of it.
or just avoid doing dumb things when police are present.